e_xalis
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- Dream SMP (2)
- Top Gun (Movies) (1)
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For the record, Ice didn't want to do this.
But Mav's bike broke down, and now Ice has to go pick him up, and preferably get back as soon as possible.
It can't go that wrong, can it? -
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in the process of rewriting this! I won't take the original down until I have it done<
the story will be changing a bit but the main parts will be the same
for now, enjoy the Red Banquet from Eret's POV with a special little twist :)ON INDEFINITE HIATUS - I may eventually come back to this, but for now we'll just leave it here
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A pillar of stone reminds Tubbo of the time before his presidency.
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Sea Foam Kisses by lavenaidoneus
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
03 Jun 2026
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Simon’s been hiding among humans for years now with no trouble, but the siren’s insatiable lust slips up when he bumps into someone while touring Alcatraz Island.
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Siren!Simon x Ryland but it’s FREAKY!!!
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buy one get one free by rockandrollinator
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Jun 2026
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“Nope–no you have to keep the pressure on that, Colt–” Jody grabbed his hand, guided it back upward, glancing over his shoulder to see what he was looking at.
There wasn’t anything of note behind him, just the pavement and a laughing couple stumbling their way around the corner.
Was he concussed?
“I’m not Colt,” Colt said, interrupting Jody’s thoughts. He cocked his head to the side, frowned, tried to lower his hand for the third time like he’d already forgotten what he was supposed to be doing. “I’m trying–I need to find Colt. M’not him.”
Oh, yeah, he was definitely fucking concussed.
(Ryland is concussed, Colt is framed for murder and concussed, and Jody is definitively lost in all the sauce because someone forgot to tell her that Colt has a twin brother.)
Series
- Part 1 of buy one get one free (no returns)
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Blood in the Waves by bonesinwaiting, horrorwood
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Grace’s “Spring Break” from teaching the Eridians is cut short when the Eridian scientists dump a feral new human on the beach of his habitat.
Simon and Grace need to contend with their similar traumas, the implications of the Quiet Rapture and humanity’s disappearance, the knowledge that it’s been over 300 years since Grace left earth, and the growing tension between them.
Turns out when you are stuck in an alien bubble with the only other human left that you know of and you start to catch feelings.. things can get a little explosive.
Bonus: Simon teaches the Eridians a whole load of new human expletives.
(Rating for smut to come, rating may change as we go.)
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easy quiet dancing by birdynova
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 May 2026
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When Colt has Ryland come out to set, Jody quickly realizes there's something between them. She also decides that she's going to nudge things along.
And as an added bonus: she’ll get to watch.
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20 May 2026
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2 ohhhhhh my goddddddddd this is the SHIT THEY GOT THEIR SHIT TOGETHERRRRRRRR IM SO HAPPY
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'Cause You Won the War, so It's Not Your Turn by obsidiou
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Jul 2024
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“You dove under a falling building,” Red Hood replied dryly. When Tony only blinked confusedly up at him, he let out a heavy sigh. “You saved a kid.”
Kid? Tony frowned and the memories of a young, crying girl shadowed by falling debris returned to his mind. “Is she okay?” Tony asked immediately, lurching forward.
A strong hand against his chest pushed him back down. “She’s fine,” Red Hood promised. “I got her out. Now stay still so I can hack into your comms.”
“Okay,” Tony relented. He then bolted up again. “What?!”Or,
Jason was pulled out of the debris from his confrontation with Batman and the Joker with a scar across his neck and a bleeding heart. And at seventeen, he decided to move on from the city and the people that gave and took so much. Instead, he barrels into New York City and finds himself a new family (or two).
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25 May 2026
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7 oh well now I'm attached and that's the WORST place to be stuck nooooooo