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Spray It, Don't Say It by dykeluva, Exsanguinated for saithz
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Mar 2026
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or; how to speedrun getting a boyfriend who is willing to piss on you. Kaveh style, disrespectfully.
Apparently, his mood was clear as day on his face. Though he longed to blame it on the wine, there is no hiding his mental state from Tighnari's acute perception.
"Y'know," Tighnari started with a therapeutic twinkle in his eye, "some studies have been done recently that allude to some things being easier to write down than say out loud. It's why journals, academic or personal, are such a good method for mental analysis and treatment." Reaching over Cyno, he produced a stack of fresh napkins, complimentary to the table they had chosen. He went on, "Anything you feel like you need to tell me but can't say out loud, write it down here. I'll read it eventually, and you won't have to speak. How's that?"
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Help, There’s a Starfish on the Roof! by dtnvrr4
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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Kaveh had been clear. No poetic wording. No room for misunderstandings. No room for miscommunication.
“I don’t see you that way,” Alhaitham replied flatly.
Wow. So straightforward. So concise. Zero social etiquette.
The heartbreak had not even settled in yet and Kaveh already wanted to throw him off the building.
Cyno @tcg_pharaoh:
why is alhaitham on the roofTighnari @actual_leader:
what roof?? like about to jump??Cyno @tcg_pharaoh:
no he’s lying down flat like a starfish on the cement and just staring at the skyStar_Airbnb @star_villas:
🔗 StarFish Rooftop Villa, 2Bedroom, 1.5 Bathroom with View(or: Kaveh was the one who got rejected by Alhaitham, so why is his junior acting like a tragically abandoned stray cat?)
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02 Jun 2026
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After what felt like the best and somehow also the worst sleep of his life, school teacher Alfred wakes up in a spaceship 12 light-years from Earth. He has a mission to save humanity—one with details that he can’t quite remember.
And it turns out he isn’t the only one aboard that ship.
Project Hail Mary x RusAme.
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13 May 2026
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“I think I didn’t add enough mesh for flexibility. Sorry, I’ll have to take it apart again.”
“I am not distressed. It is merely an assembling defect. You may correct it as you see fit.”
“Hmm, do you want ice cream later? I used to cheer up when I ate ice cream after visiting the doctors. You could try pecans and—”
“I do not need... ice cream.”
Alhaitham is, by all definitions, not human. He does not require sleep, he does not require food, and he possesses no non-logical primary motivators.
He knows this. The neighbours know this. The delivery bots know this.
He wonders if his maker does.
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27 Apr 2026
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Kaveh let out a long, satisfied sigh. "Also… you are now in the presence of the newest Kshahrewar professor!"
The couple's expressions slowly shifted from unbridled joy to something more complex. Cyno's face settled into a look of embarrassment, while Tighnari's was etched with clear worry. Kaveh found their change in demeanor deeply unsettling.
A silent exchange passed between his friends, entire paragraphs conveyed in a glance, before Tighnari finally broke the silence: "Kaveh, please, don't misunderstand. You asked us to act as if he didn't exist, so we never brought it up, but... you do know that Alhaitham never left the Akademiya, right?"
"...What?"
"More than that," Cyno continued, his tone uncharacteristically concerned, "you do know he's the current Rector, don't you?"
Six years after the divorce, Kaveh returns to Sumeru City, only to find his routine repeatedly disrupted by his ex-husband. With every encounter, it becomes harder to ignore the ten years of history they share — until the past stops feeling like something they can simply leave behind and begins to look more like something they might dare to try again.
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16 Apr 2026
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Kaveh held back his sarcasm. This guy was already getting on his nerves, and it didn't help that this was his eighth appointment of the day. “Tell me what you’re looking for in a relationship.”
“Companionship," Alhaitham replied. "Someone to go home to. A second opinion when I would like to discuss something. Casual company. Someone to get to know on an intimate level. Someone to be physically comfortable with. Someone who understands me.”
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13 Apr 2026