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The Time of Laughter by dumbslinky
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, CountryHumans, Geography (Anthropomorphic)
21 Mar 2026
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Alfred grew up as a child prodigy, so he secured a position in a very prestigious university at a very young age. But the stress got to him, and after an accident, (Curse America’s healthcare costs!!), he turned into a broke university student, and needed money to pay off his student debt. Like, fast.
So, it was obvious that when he found a babysitting job that paid EXTREMELY well, he took it immediately. Besides, he had nothing to do! What was the worst that could happen? Pfft, what, the (apparently) many children he was going to be babysitting would get too attached to him and after he leaves university, they would become highly successful and try to find him?
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That was very weirdly specific. Where did that thought come from?
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No matter! It’s all for the money. He’s gonna do it. Nothing will stop him from getting his money. Nothing. Nada. Not even some crazy stalkers- wait what?Mar 21, 2026:
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Iaconian Idiot by dumbslinky for shxpgxdesss
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
20 Mar 2026
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“Sentinel, please, I—“
“Shut up and get away from me, you disgusting, pathetic excuse for an Autobot.” Sentinel looked at him with so much hatehatehate that Optimus felt his spark shatter even more.
“I can’t understand why the Magnus is still letting you stay a free mech. If all the other cadets knew that a slagging murderer was among us then they would be horrified. You don’t deserve anything, not after what you did to Elita.”
Or: Set in before the events of Animated, Optimus isn’t having a good time. One of his trine members hates his guts, and he killed the other. Or, at least, that’s what the first trine member says.
He does his work with ease like a perfect Autobot, but he finds himself with more free time. More free time means more thinking. More thinking means more thinking about Elit— no, no.
Guilt eats at Optimus, and soon, he can’t take it anymore.
Optimus decides to try to drink his feelings away, and was on course to, until a certain gunmetal gray mech stopped his plans with a deep voice and large servos.
Shit, it’s Megatron.
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And May Chaos Take the World by dumbslinky for orionsspark
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers One (2024), The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime
25 Feb 2026
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Alpha Trion, one of Optimus’s siblings goes missing, right before his coronation as the prime.
Optimus sneaks out of the palace and goes on a journey to find his brother (and to maybe delay his crowning. Hopefully.)
Disguised as an archivist named Orion Pax seeking his mentor, Optimus meets many new friends on his journey, like Megatron, whose face suspiciously looks exactly like the mob boss of the notorious Decepticons on Cybertron’s most used WANTED poster, or Jazz, who may or may not be a top-notch assassin, or Ultra Magnus, who looks and talks and acts like a knight…
Can he keep his true identity a secret, even as he’s trying to find a missing mech, obtaining true love, and when his dear siblings are trying to catch him?
Maybe. Just maybe… if he could get rid of this depressing depression first. That would just be nice. Thanks, Primus.
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The Perfect Pair by dumbslinky for lordofgravity
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
21 Feb 2026
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It’s Valentine’s Day! Love is in the air, the war is over, and Megatron is alone. But so is Starscream, which makes it a bit more bearable.
Normally, Megatron would spend the cycle cooped up in his office, planning on how to ruin Optimus Prime’s day, but now that the war’s over, he has nothing to do anymore.
So Megatron has set his sights on wooing Optimus instead! It’s nice to finally face his true feelings. This should be a piece of cake.
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Colosseum of Fools by dumbslinky for OverbakedPotatoe
Fandoms: Transformers One (2024), Transformers - All Media Types
09 Aug 2025
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“You’re mine. You got that? Not Prowl’s, not Wheeljack’s, not Ratchet’s, and definitely not Jazz’s. MINE. Do you understand, Orion?” He snarls.
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D-16 gets jealous easily and Orion gets passed around platonically by all his friends. This is a big problem. For Dee, that is. Orion’s livin’ the dream.
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Damian Centrics because I can’t get enough by dumbslinky, orphan_account
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
16 Sep 2023
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HUGE props to OmniforceTheCompany because of how great and talented and amazing and awesome and deep and beautiful and mind blowing and breathtaking you are
7/27/2024: WE’RE BACKKKKKK in the fandom and writing more stuff :))
I (slinky) am working on a multi-chapter reverse robins fanfiction and won’t post it until i have finished another fanfiction of mine from another fandom, but might post a few oneshots with Damian Wayne-Al Ghul Centrics because I will love him forever
I (hambo) am gonna leave these fics all to the other creator!!! sorry, but I’ll have to leave ao3 permanently😞😞🫤my life has gotten way too complicated! I need a break. Who knows if I’ll even muster up the energy to write another fic, but from the looks of it, my dear fellow creator has it all under wraps!!!
Have fun reading through these series!!
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Reverse Batfamily AU
Damian is the oldest. That meant he was supposed to take care of his younger siblings, that he was in charge when Bruce was away, that he was supposed to carry everything, including his and everyone’s else’s problems.
Problems. Ugly, annoying problems. Ranging from minor to major. A minor problem could be Damian’s forever stunted height, from his days as Ra’s Al Ghul’s protege, or a major problems could be the fact that his father was an emotional and mental mess, just like everyone else in the Wayne Family, which lead to many, many more horrible problems rearing it’s disgusting heads.
But that was fine. It was always fine, because Damian was the oldest, and he would always be. He would never admit it out loud, but he would throw his life away for the people he cares for and loves. He would give anything for his younger brothers to be protected.
But when his younger brothers grow mature, taller, smarter, and more, much more protective? Damian starts to feel like the youngest in an overprotective sibling-relationship.
But it, surely, was fine, right? Damian was the oldest? He was supposed to be the pillar holding his family from disaster… until he couldn’t.
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Till Death Do Us Part by Cracktreatedseriously
Fandoms: Something Is Knocking At Your Door (ThatMob)
12 Jun 2026
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“If you want to move those logs you’ll have to get the ones on top first Mob,” Verity says in its old cheerful voice.
That tone. Maybe Verity is back to how it was. Back to being Mob’s eager to please, ball shaped companion.
A long yellow arm moves towards the top plank.
“Like this.” Verity lifts the log with surprising strength. Mob hears it thud behind him.
He doesn’t turn around.
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13 Jun 2026
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an accidental assumption by ilovegetosuguru
Fandoms: 내가 키운 S급들 - 근서 | S-Classes that I Raised - Geunseo
11 Mar 2023
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“What’s your boyfriends’s name again?”
As expected, Han Yoojin doesn’t have an answer. “I…can’t tell you.”
“Ahjussi,” Bak Yerim says, trying to keep the pity out of her voice.
“I signed an NDA, okay?”
In which Han Yoojin has a boyfriend, but no one believes him.
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13 Jun 2026
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Of Blizzards, Coffee, and Jackets by chasing_the_sterek
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
03 Jan 2017
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Peter didn't expect agreeing to borrow Deadpool's jacket would lead to his secret identity being found out. Although maybe he should've considered the repercussions before he wore it outside. In civilian clothes.
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12 Jun 2026
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Cant Quit You by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (2016), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
18 Mar 2018
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Based off the tumblr prompt:: Wade starts dating Peter, and doesn't know he is Spidey
(Authors Note:: My Spideypool is always based on Andrew Garfield/Ryan Reynolds Characters)
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- Part 21 of Short Stories!
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12 Jun 2026
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Lobster Biscuit by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Oct 2018
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Peter goes on a terrible, terrible date, cashes in a favor on behalf of Spider-Man, and begs Deadpool to crash it.
Deadpool delivers.
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12 Jun 2026