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Ed finds Stede's journal, describing all the things he wants to learn about sex between men but doesn't dare ask about. Ed, of course, feels he's the exact right person to offer practical demonstrations on the subject.
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A season 1 canon-divergence AU set after The Art of Fuckery
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It's 1925, and Stede Bonnet has fled his restrictive life of privilege in Wellington to become a painter in Paris. Things do not go as planned.
Meanwhile, Ed "Blackbeard" Teach is an established sculptor haunted by the war, broke, and bored of it all, until he meets Stede.
They become friends, and eventually something more, when Ed agrees to model for Stede, until life pulls them apart.
When they reunite, they’re older, more world-weary... and irresistibly drawn to each other more than ever.
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Bored of running one of the most successful tour guiding and travel publishing companies in the world, Ed decides to go check out a rival company's tour as he considers his own future. He doesn't realize that the company's owner, the charming Gentleman Tour Guide himself, will be running this tour of Portugal personally.
Ed is immediately taken with Stede, but lying doesn't make for a good start to a relationship. Besides, Ed has long since stopped trying to find a soulmate.
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Now alone together for the first time in their future inn, Ed and Stede are dizzyingly happy together. Except that they haven't had sex, and Ed can't help but wonder if Stede has stopped wanting him...
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In which two former pirates try going slow once more, until they're both ready for their second first time.
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After a year running the Revenge together, Ed realizes he needs to move on but he's nervous about asking Stede, once more, to go away with him.
Stede is eager to help Ed start over, but he's a bit anxious about leaving the first place he ever felt he belonged. Still, whatever the future holds, he knows he and Ed are going to face it together... forever.
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The final sequel to Midnights at the Revenge
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- Part 4 of Midnights at the Revenge
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The Continuing Erotic Adventures of Ed, Stede and Stede's Legs by WellSussed (drcfxtina)
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Oct 2024
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Nightclub AU with fake dating, enemies to lovers, pining with fucking, angst and an eventually happy ending in part 2.
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Honestly, fuck Jack. Ed could do so much better than fuckin' "Calico" Jack. Just because he'd been in a funk for a few years that didn't mean... Well, Ed knew he was attractive. He could be sexy. He could. And he could pull someone so completely opposite to Jack they might as well be from different planets.
Enter the gorgeous posh blond bloke at the end of the bar.
Oh, he would do nicely.
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Ed and Stede have the worst exes in the world, but with a little bit of fuckery and a fabricated relationship (that's maybe getting a bit too real), they can help each other get them off their backs.
But what happens when their attraction to each other grows, and yet they’ve only agreed to touch each other when other people are around?
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Bookmarked by WellSussed (drcfxtina)
23 Dec 2022
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Jeff's Inn By The Sea: Customer Review: “Potentially Haunted” by Anonymous
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Feb 2024
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A customer review of Jeff’s Inn By The Sea.
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Bookmarked by WellSussed (drcfxtina)
06 Jun 2026
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Historians Will Not Say They Were Very Good Friends by hecatesthirdface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 May 2026
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In the spring of 1897, Stede Bonnet hired a rag-tag crew to renovate his family’s long-abandoned estate in Pembrokeshire, Wales. Among this crew was groundskeeper Edward Teach. Eager to stay updated on the project, Stede began a regular correspondence with Ed.
Years later, upon the discovery of their correspondence carefully tucked away in a clothes-stuffed closet of the manor, historians concluded that they were not, in fact, just very good friends.
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- Part 32 of The Gospel of Ace4Ace Gentlebeard
Bookmarked by WellSussed (drcfxtina)
30 May 2026
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'The hottest new tech trend in 2023? Teleportation. We’re here with Oluwande Boodhari and Jim Jimenez to discuss their invention, which is set to revolutionise the travel industry this year.'
Stede teleports into Ed's life for the longest distance relationship it is possible to have on Earth.
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29 May 2026
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Lay Me Down in Sheets of Linen by Temporal_discounting
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Aug 2024
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What if Ned Low hadn’t gatecrashed Calypso’s birthday? What if Ed and Stede had gotten to have that dance? Let’s see, shall we?
Bookmarked by WellSussed (drcfxtina)
27 May 2026