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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    PWP Janka.. Zanka is an insomniac and when he gets high he gets sleepy 🥹🥹 that’s basically it

    Jabber shrugged.

    “Maybe you’ll just sleep good tonight.”

    “..Huh?”

    “Well, yer eyes always have dark circles under ‘em.. so I thought maybe you had some sleep problems. Those’ll make you feel good then they’ll put you to sleep.” Jabber explained, tapping the package.

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    28 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    Jabber laughs and presses against his back, pouring murmured filth right into Zanka's ear. "Gotcha, sweet thing. Been a while since we last saw you two, hmm? D'you miss us?"

    We. Jabber and Mankira.

    You two. Zanka and Lovely Assistaff.

    They fight. They fuck. All four of them.

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    26 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    “C'mon Zan-Zan, you can take it.”

    He’s stopped counting how many times, stopped trying to remember how it all started.

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    23 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    Zanka hates how his body needs him, that this feeling is deeper than any wound that Jabber can give him. He hates how he wants Jabber.

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    23 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Zanka Nijiku is a masterpiece of technical labor, but tonight, his porcelain mask has a three-point crack in it. Enter Jabber Wonger, the "Vandal of the Rink," who’s less interested in his first-place finish than he is in watching the Ice Prince finally bleed. When Jabber’s sharp tongue strikes Zanka’s deepest insecurity, being merely average, the resulting friction burns hotter than the Olympic spotlight. In the steam of a darkened locker room, surgical precision collides with Gutter-born chaos, proving that for a machine to find its soul, it first has to be broken by a monster who likes the sting.
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    AKA a Janka Smut Oneshot, but make it an Olympic Figure Skating AU

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    23 Feb 2026