dontaskpcandy
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- Torchwood (5)
- Father Ted (TV 1995) (1)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (1)
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Cigarettes, Chemicals and Escapading. by dontaskpcandy
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Father Ted
05 Dec 2012
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Be careful when you wish for a housekeeper, your wish might be granted.
Mrs Doyle is swapped to work at 221B Baker Street. Mrs Hudson therefore goes to Craggy Island Parochial House.
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- Part 1 of Housekeeper Swap
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The Torchwood team race against time and other squishy factors.
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Ianto has let his spare room to PC Andy in order to drive his classic 1987 Audi. And seduce him. And read his car repair books (Haines' manuals).
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- Part 2 of Second Hand Chance
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It never ocurred to Ianto that he could look elsewhere until Jack took him for granted.
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- Part 1 of Second Hand Chance
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Andy and Ianto are almost together, but Jack must learn to holster his weapon. No toast was harmed during this shabby episode. Gender issues. D/s relationship.
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Five things that John keeps in his medicine cabinet, five things that Rodney brings over, and the one thing they share.
A love story told through prescriptions and skincare, hair products and dental hygiene.
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Bookmarked by dontaskpcandy
05 Jun 2026
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Daily life in Atlantis. Sharing daily life in private. Should they even raise the subject...
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John Sheppard finds himself lost and drifting, with a dishonourable discharge and a permanently damaged arm, after trying - and failing - to save his team.
Then a certain Rodney McKay-shaped whirlwind enters his life and it suddenly becomes full of interest, friendship and the worst singing the world has ever heard.
But trouble is just around the corner…
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Bookmarked by dontaskpcandy
04 Jun 2026
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Found family and teamwork with bookshop and self discovery. Light hearted and serious moments AU with a moment of peril. Lovely afternoon read.
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"Today is still yesterday," Sheppard said, and then he shook his head. "Or yesterday was today. I haven't decided which yet."
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03 Jun 2026
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Atlantis daily life but on a loop. Who to tell? How to notice? What would you choose to do without repercussions? Wibbly wobbly timey wimey...
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"It'll be like climbing Mt. Everest," John says. "It'll be an adventure, and it's just the high tower. It's right in our own backyard, so to speak. How can you say no?"
McKay ticks things off on his fingers. "Everest. Adventure. The backyard. No."
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03 Jun 2026
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Atlantis has many rooms, the Ancients had many symbolic ideas... what will this discovery mean?
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"There's a package for you over here, sir. It was just sent from the Daedalus a few minutes ago. We were just about to call you..." he trailed off as McKay's eyes snapped over to the table. Everyone seated there was looking at him.
"A package?" he asked as he walked toward the group.
"Yes sir," answered the engineer. Sanduh, maybe? "It's, well, it's not exactly a standard package sir."
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- Part 1 of It takes a Kitten...
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02 Jun 2026
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Stuff arrives, new people to teach and RM is feeling that routine weigh heavily. Inside the McKay mindset. Atlantis daily life.