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  1. Public Bookmark 96

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    “Does it go like this?” Armand slings his thighs around Daniel’s waist, wraps an arm around his neck, and puts on a high, girlish voice. “Oh Mr. Bogosian, you’ve been ever so kind, what can a sweet young thing like me ever do to repay you—”

    “Shut up,” Daniel grits. “He doesn’t sound like that. You have the same vocal cords! He’s you!”

    “No,” Armand says, “he’s not.”

    OR: Daniel and Armand get magically swapped into the universe where Interview With the Vampire is a TV show, and everyone thinks they're actors named Eric and Assad.

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    17 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    Armand restores Daniel’s memory. There will be consequences, but first they have to catch up on bickering like an old married couple and have the most vanilla sex of their lives.

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    16 May 2026

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    "Armand?" said the man with the silver hair. "Hey man, it'd be great if you could weigh in here."

    "My name is Amadeo, sirs."

    The silver-haired man stared at him.

    "You see?" said the blond man after a moment, folding his arms. "This is why I have long mistrusted the craven commercialism of online recommendations. Daniel, when it comes to magic, you really should learn to rely on word of mouth instead."

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    03 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    After his turning, Daniel ends up in Armand's coffin with Armand.

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    16 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    “Human’s taste best when their adrenaline is raised.” When Daniel turned to avoid eye contact, he tilted his head to remain in his line of vision, “You’re scared Daniel. You’re thinking about my pupils. You are thinking I might eat you.”

    “I won't run through the city with you. If you kill me, I’m gonna be lazy about it.”

    “I won't kill you. You will run, though.”
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    Armand's meal doesn't work out. To make up for it, he chases Daniel through Dubai, hunting him down and drinking from him.

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    06 Apr 2026