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    NSFW fanart

    They are totally so casual about each other. Nothing serious. Totally. Seriously. It’s only sex.

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    29 May 2026

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    😍😍😍
    So beautiful and so fucking hot 🥵

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    “Shane.” Ilya’s voice had dropped an octave. “I am full of pasta. And we have some hours before your parents come.” He stalked closer, slowly, and Shane got a glimpse of the hunter that girls across the country could only dream about. His breath glided over Shane’s ear, sending a shiver down his spine. “There’s something else I think I want to eat, though.”

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    04 May 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    A reimagined scene from episode 6, where David Hollander is not immediately spotted by Ilya when he goes to grab his charger from the cottage. What if he had chosen to freeze rather than flee? He got a glimpse of domestic interactions between Shane and Ilya, and a chance to reassure Shane of his support. And maybe he starts to see a different side of Ilya Rozanov as well.

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    02 May 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    The missing scene in Ilya’s Tampa hotel room.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    When you’re going up in flames, sometimes other people can smell the smoke. On the flip side, at least: when you’re on fire, sometimes other people can feel the warmth.

    Or, scenes from Home Economics, told from the perspective of everyone else.

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    03 Apr 2026

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