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    The Minato-sensei beams at him, and replies, “Kakashi! I’m glad you’re awake,” and, yup, that’s Minato-sensei’s voice.
    Kakashi falls back down against the bed, closing his eyes. It’s too short of a way down, and he clenches hands that are too tiny and feeble and not his in dog-print sheets he hasn’t owned for decades.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Hitoshi knows there's something wrong with himself before he's even old enough to have a sense of self. He looks at his reflection and knows that the infant looking back at him isn't what he should be seeing.

    His dreams are a maelstrom of grief and fear, his mind overwhelmed with a lifetime of emotions his brain isn't developed enough to comprehend. There's an ingrained instinct blaring that everything is wrong wrong wrong.

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    In which Hatake Kakashi is reincarnated as Shinsou Hitoshi, and he wants nothing to do with this world's so-called "heroes."

    Podfic available!

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    06 Jun 2026

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    In one glorious half-hour, Alastor has broken or completed three contracts, freed himself from two separate forms of bondage, and enjoyed a rousing jaunt through nearly half the Pentagram. Incidentally, he may also have shattered Vox’s psyche and his heart. But you know what they say about making omelettes; that was a price he was prepared to pay.

    He is less prepared to be personally tasked with unscrambling the eggs.

    (A post-canon fix-it following the S2 finale and the events of They Could Have Been Worse.)

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    17 Apr 2026

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    A collection of oneshots and multichapters that are not enough to be their own fic, featuring our favorite cannibalistic deer.
    First and Seventh Chapters - Alastor wants a baby. Roo is able to provide. Now Season 2 compliant!
    Second, Third and Eighth Chapters - Charlie does a new redemption Exercise. Lucifer is a jackass.
    Fourth Chapter - Eve switched with Lilith and get reincarnated. Has Art!
    Fifth and Sixth Chapters - All the Sinners in hell get mysteriously returned to Human form.
    Ninth and Tenth Chapters - Female Alastor while captive with the Vees. Has Art!
    Many of these are based on discussions and ideas from my tumblr.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    “Parrot.”

    LettuceK’s voice rang out from above the ruined center of the Northern Council, his shadowed figure standing atop the Castle with the rest of his army behind him. He looked intimidating, ears raised high, his gaze fixed directly on him.

    “Surrender now, or I will ban your best friend in front of everyone here.” His voice was far too calm.

    He frowned. “Best friend? Theo is behind me. What are you talking about?”

    A smile spread across Lettuce’s face. He gave a signal, and before Parrot could process what was happening, another figure stepped forward beside him.

    “Him.”

    Lettuce pointed toward the figure, the sun revealed the face hidden beneath the shadows.

    Parrot’s eyes widened.

    "Wifies?"

     

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    Wifies is brought back to life with the help of his creator.

    His only goal is simple: watch Parrot from afar, and make sure he’s safe. But plans rarely stay simple on the server, and before he knows it, he finds himself dragged into the conflict of the LAW.

    Luckily for him, Wemmbu had the strength. What he needed was someone with brains.

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    29 May 2026

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