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    Post-cottage, Shane and Ilya quickly discover that hiding sucks, so they launch their friendship via a series of chaotic Instagram Lives. It predictably spirals out of control.

    Ch 1: Friends!
    Ch 2: …Uh, friends?
    Ch 3: Definitely not friends.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    It didn’t help, either, that he wasn’t allowed to tell them about the most important person in his life. Staying mysterious only helped for so long. It was isolating, being this secretive. The nerves mixed with the hiding didn’t exactly make it easy to connect with his teammates. 

    Shane could tell it was hurting Ilya. Ilya didn’t want Shane to worry, but he could tell his reassurances only helped so much. Which is why, after debating and discussing, they decided that Ilya should tell his teammates about his partner. Not Shane, but tell them about Jane. 

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    another shane joins the wag chat fic

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    06 Jun 2026

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    HARRIS Fun fact: by the time someone has done a Big Year, they've been birdwatching for 24 years on average. How long have you been birdwatching?

    ILYA There are loons that live at the cottage. I have seen them many times.

    Cut to: footage of loons diving and surfacing on a lake.

    ILYA They are not scary at all.

    Cut to: footage of Ilya jumping at the sound of a loon call and yelling for Shane.

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    Or: Shane and Ilya attempt a Big Year of birdwatching across Canada and film it to raise money for the Irina Foundation. It goes about as you'd expect.

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    06 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    Lily @HollandersFreckles
    Hollander is always reading some boring book. Fitting for the most boring player

    >Maggie!! @Hollanov4Life replying to @HollandersFreckles
    >Did you see what he was reading though? 👀

    Mimi @notevenhockey
    Shane Hollander I know what you are

    Or: an aspiring to be well-read Shane Hollander gets caught reading about queer activism and responds incredibly normally. The internet reacts just as normally.

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    06 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    The Half-Horsemen (and Harris)

    Hayes
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    @Barrett why are we sending people money?

    Boodram
    Man WHAT is going on over there

    Dykstra
    They’re making us pay reparations now??

    Barrett
    Uh…

    Rozanov
    @Barrett if you’re paying people for being gay where is my money?

    Or: It's Pride Month, and the gays are posting their Venmos/Cashapps/Zelles in the hopes of straight people pay up for their crimes. Troy Barrett also pays.

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    06 Jun 2026