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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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I Reincarnated as a Fungus When I Only Wanted to Be an Architect by Bgtea
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 May 2026
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If there’s one word Kaveh could use to describe his life, it would be “ordinary”. Sure, the start of his life looks more like a sad drama movie with the death of his father, being abandoned by his mother, then being treated like luggage as he was passed from one relative to another. But he grew up, got a job working as a corporate slave, and became self-sufficient enough to pay his rent while not starving. Currently, his job is tedious, and the only joy in his life comes from spending his evenings at home alone, designing and building little houses in the game "My Little Aranara Friend", but things could be worse!
It becomes worse in the blink of an eye. He dies. And not only is he forcefully transported into the world of "My Little Aranara Friend", but he's also stuck in the body of a mob monster called a Fungus where his only hope of getting a human body is by levelling up.
...And also by saving the Aranara from mass extinction caused by some malevolent mysterious dark power called "The Withering" that, if left unchecked, will also destroy the world.
Fuck his life.
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23 May 2026
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Mad Scientist Shen Qingqiu: Origin by smellslikecitrus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Nov 2020
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Shen Yuan, a bumbling chemistry major on the verge of submitting his senior thesis, is tossed into the world of a novel he hate-read to relieve stress. Not that he knows that. No, instead of leaping to the conclusion of possibly the hottest cliche in internet novels as of today—that is, transmigration—Shen Yuan believes he's been kidnapped. He needs to escape, cut his hair, and also find out the recipe of those drugs the kidnappers have pumped him with...
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- Part 1 of omg they were roommates
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23 May 2026
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This Should Have Been A Slow Burn by Aamalysstuff
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Dec 2024
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Gojo Satoru is not gay. He’s not.
He likes tits and asses, and long fucking legs and curves. Long hair and pretty faces. He’s never been into men like - and he should know, he’s been in some kind of sport his whole life, from wrestling to basketball, and now he’s in a frat house. There’s naked dudes around him at all times. If he were fucking gay, he’d know already, but it's the opposite! He gets the heebies jeebies from seeing dicks flop around in the locker room and he likes eating pussy!
But no one in the world sucks his dick better than Geto Suguru, and Satoru thinks this is monstrously unfair.
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- Part 10 of Ama's Smutty One Shots
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25 Apr 2026
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Oh, My Little Soldier Boy by Numanum
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Apr 2026
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I FORGOT A SUMMARY AHHHHH
Someone targeting the Commission isn’t anything new, with them being such a large pillar in society that promotes Heroes; occasionally, they have to replace the windows or lawn if an attack is bad enough. Maybe hire a few staff members to replace lower-ranking employees who did nothing but show up to work that day. A building can be rebuilt, new people hired, and money had never been an issue to the HPSC with all of the public support it gets. But this isn’t that, it isn’t just a matter of replacing some glass or buying new trees- the Commission is currently more like an active demolition zone than a proud government building.
This isn’t just a targeted attack, it's angry- furious even, a wrath proven right and twice as deadly for it. This attack is a message.
(or: eyooo, back on my bs and leading the hurt-hawks train!)
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17 Apr 2026