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Hawkeye wishes he could blame it on the gin, this desperate need to know what BJ tastes like, but the truth it, he’s wanted BJ for almost exactly as long as he’s known him. If only he didn’t like BJ so much. He’d tried so hard not to -- there’s only so much a person can lose before they stop holding onto anything at all, and Hawkeye had bid a cheery farewell to that line a while back. But if Hawkeye’s honest with himself (and he so rarely is), he never stood a chance, not against someone like BJ. He’d been gone since Rudyard Kipling.
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07 May 2026
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"I mean, everybody imagines, right? You just...pull from when you've thought about...that."
BJ chuckles, but it's not in the way that Hawk was anticipating. No, it's still that throaty purr that Hawkeye really, really wants right against his ear. "You saying you have?"
"Have what?"
"Thought about it."
"Of course I have. That's exactly what I'm saying. If a guy told you he's never imagined another fella in his bed, he's bullshitting you." In the long, twisting silence that follows, Hawk finally chances a look and blinks at the sight of BJ's pink face. Okay, so Hawkeye's guided them down a bit more of a bizarre path than he'd intended. But BJ's not exactly telling him to stop. He wonders how far Beej'll let him take it before he finally balks and pulls out one of his millions of letters from his perfect, pretty wife. "Wait, wait, hold on, lemme get this straight, you've seriously never even considered it?"
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05 May 2026
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There's no silence in the tent, not while Trap's tapping his foot in a perfect droning rhythm that feels as though it's knocking rocks around in Hawkeye's skull. Hawk finally thuds his head back. "You're gonna put a hole in the goddamn floor. Will you cut it out?"
"Hey, you find me a better way to spend all this fucking energy and I'll take it," Trap snaps. "I'm about two steps away from just throwing a wig on your head and making do."
The slippery tingle that rushes up Hawkeye's spine morphs into a snort. "You put a wig on Margie every time you take her for a picnic and pickle tasting?"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Hawk rolls his eyes. He gets a hand in his own dark locks and gives them a tug. "What, you don't see the resemblance here? Gimme two minutes to shave my face and you won't even need to close your eyes."
When the nurses conduct a second sex strike, the men have to find creative ways to satisfy their desperation. Hawkeye proposes to Trapper a couple of particularly unique options. But it's okay, it's not going to fuck up their friendship, not even a little bit. Right?
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- Part 1 of Ease of Use Extended Universe
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07 Apr 2026
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Someone has to document this carnage.
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09 Mar 2026
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(And one time they did). Part of my 'In All Kinds of Weather' series. Follows on from my earlier fic, 'Buried'. After two weeks of agonising over his drunken kiss with Hawkeye, Trapper finally decides to confront his feelings head on, and they begin a tentative, casual relationship. But many of their milestones are not quite the fairy-tale romantic experiences one might expect. (Chapters 1 & 2 rated T; onward chapters rated M for sexual content.)
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- Part 2 of In All Kinds Of Weather
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06 Mar 2026