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  1. Public Bookmark 77

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    Noelle and Kris have known each other forever; they grew up together, Kris pulling pranks that made Noelle shriek only to get chased around by Dess with a wiffle bat in retaliation, playing video games together until Kris inevitably decided to get up and go play the Holiday family's piano...

    Then Dess went missing. Kris went quiet. Asriel left for college. Distance grew between friends.

    Dess came back. Kris started to smile again. Noelle and Kris reconnected, and together, they survived high school.

    College is going to be a new challenge all its own, but at least they're in it together, right?

    ...Then Noelle meets her new roommate, Susie, and things get a little more complicated.

    (AKA I refuse to pick a ship so all three of these dorks are going to figure out the whole friendship thing and fall for each other or so help me)

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    20 May 2026

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    Growing frustrated by the constant jabs he receives at the hands of Susie for his lack of romantic conquests, Berdly maybe possibly tells a teensy tiny, itty-bitty, completely unimportant really, white lie. And maybe possibly drags his rival into it.

    …He’s really gotten the two of them in a pickle, hasn’t he?

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    06 May 2026

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    “It wasn’t a big deal or anything, if you’re worried about that. We were just kind of friend-kissing.”

    “Susie, I don’t know what friend-kissing is supposed to be,” Noelle said.

    “It’s like. You know,” Susie stumbled, “like if you need to figure out how to kiss or whatever and you got somebody to help you out—and that guy helps you get better at it, it’s like—you know!”

    “I-I do?”

    “Yeah,” she stressed, “you and Kris used to do it all the time!”


    Or, Kris decides flirting lessons aren’t all that bad of an idea. Consequences? What consequences?

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    17 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Sitting on the drummer’s stool was the Dragon, a large reptilian monster with pinkish scales. Her hair hung loose and wild over her face, magenta fading into bright orange at the tips. Her jacket’s sleeves had been ripped off at the shoulder to create a leather vest studded with large golden spikes, revealing muscled arms, and she wore a pair of fingerless gloves with smaller spikes along the knuckles.
    “You weren’t nearly loud enough the first time, so I’d better ask again,” Dragon said, and suddenly, her voice sounded familiar. “Are you READY to ROCK?” she growled into her mike.
    Then she looked up, and Noelle caught sight of yellow eyes and a sharp-toothed smile.
    “Susie?!” Noelle gasped.

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    In which Noelle discovers that the cute monster she exchanged numbers with at the coffee shop is actually the drummer in her favorite band.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    “Do you like men?”

    Miles nearly spit out his iced tea at the question. “What?

    Phoenix didn’t even have the sense to look embarrassed. “Well, I never really asked when I propositioned you. It didn’t seem relevant, considering our agreement was for optics.”

    “You think I was queerbaiting?” Miles gasped, scandalized.

    Phoenix shrugged. “Six years ago you would have considered it tactfully advancing your career.”

    “I spoke at pride events!” Miles exclaimed, drawing some dirty looks from the elderly couple in the booth across from them.

    “All I’m saying is I’ve never seen you with anyone, especially not any men.”

    Miles rolled his eyes at this. “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t have any time to go on dates with handsome young pursuers while I was busy saving my husband who jumped off of a bridge!

     

    At 20 years old, Phoenix asks Miles Edgeworth to marry him. Fifteen years and a lot of W-2s later, they finally say their vows.

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    18 Nov 2025