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  1. Rec 4

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    “Nishida, got an important job for ya!”

    That was always how it always started. And as Nishida stood, ramrod straight, in front of Majima’s desk, he braced himself for the horrors.

    Was he going to be pulled into another elaborate Kiryu-themed production? Did Goromi need her nails done? Or, by some miracle, was oyaji finally going to assign him an important construction-related job?

    But no, it was worse. So much worse. Because apparently Minami was a traitor, and it was Nishida’s job to figure out his secrets by any means necessary.

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    02 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 27

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    It was over. Done. The dissolution of the Tojo Clan was complete, and Majima Goro felt like hammered shit.

    Not because the clan was gone. No, his feelings about the clan were so jumbled up inside him that he didn’t think he’d ever be able to untangle them. Razor blades and shards of glass, scars hidden by ink. No, the clan wasn’t the issue here.

    Kiryu Kazuma was alive.

    And how was that for a kick in the dick? He wouldn’t even come out for drinks, not even for old time’s sake. Not even after Majima basically begged.

    And that just chapped Majima’s ass up one side and down the other.

    Well, if anyone had more experience annoying the stubbornness out of Kiryu, Majima would eat his fuckin' tanto.

    ~*~*~

    Kiryu is alive, and Majima is willing to do anything to bring him home. Even if it means jetting across the world and slipping into some of his old costumes.

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    02 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 15

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    01 Apr 2026

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    When Luke Skywalker—operating under the name of Luke Lars—accepts a job offer from none other than Darth Vader to become the next Head Engineer aboard his flagship, The Executor, a.k.a. The Lady, he hardly expected his life to take as much of a turn as it did.

    Learning how to navigate his way through the microcosm of culture that is the Lady, Luke finds that life is far from quiet in his new home. Friendships and rivalries are made, inventions and politics throw everything into disarray, and throughout it all, Luke and Vader slowly find themselves drawn closer to each other, much to the relief and awe of many of the Lady's crewmembers.

    Follow our favorite engineer from the twin suns as he goes from strangers, to friends, to adoptive family with his mysterious new mentor, and changes the face of the galaxy forever in the process. There are mysteries about the past to be unraveled, inventions to be made, wars to be fought, and family bonds to be forged in the fires of revolution and rebellion.

    They say that Darth Vader has no heart, that the Empire and its Emperor are eternal, that the Jedi are dead and gone, and that nothing will ever change.

    "They" have obviously never met Luke Skywalker before.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    It happened about a year after they moved permanently to the Mushroom Kingdom. He and Mario were fighting a strange sorceress who was trying to take over Sarasaland. Purple, blue and red magic swirled above her as her wand stirred the sky. She brought it crashing down pointed straight at his brother shrieking: "A curse on you! Meddlesome human!" and Luigi hadn't thought, just acted. That was three years ago now.

    By day, Luigi is his normal old self, but at night...he becomes something very different and this new form comes with a few...complications. Every six months, he goes into a week-long heat. They're agony on his own. Then he discovers that seeking a no-strings partner for the heat is commonplace in koopa society. So maybe he doesn't have to suffer alone after all. There are even reputable agencies who'll help find koopas suitable partners. Maybe this is a really bad idea. What if his body isn't accepted? If this world was anything like the one they'd left, could he even be sure he'd be allowed to peacefully exist if word got out? True, the agency swore not to part with his personal information, but...Luigi was scared. Terrified. But also, he really needed this. Maybe he should take a chance.

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    04 Sep 2025