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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    26 May 2026

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    the characterization of shane and ilya is out of the world, a fucking pleasure to read!!!

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    Shane has built the perfect life—the kind a retired hockey star is supposed to want. A sprawling home in Los Angeles, a glamorous actress wife, and a carefully constructed lavender marriage that works beautifully for both of them. He and Rose are soulmates in every way that matters—platonically, of course. With his career behind him and his old injury flaring up more often than not, Shane should be more than content to settle into his poolside retirement.

    Then his pool gets infested with biting waterbugs. With no other option, Rose hires a pool boy to deal with the problem. A pool boy Shane becomes, inevitably, obsessed with.

     

    [ OR... Shane and Rose are in a lavender marriage, and stupidly rich. Rose calls a pool boy to help with their waterbug infestation. That pool boy happens to be Ilya Rozanov. ]

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    23 May 2026

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    Someone's killing powerful Alphas in the Boston underworld in strange and untraceable ways, and it's giving Ilya, next head of the Rozanov family, a fucking headache.

    On a different note, Shane - only son of the Hollander family, lowly Omega and known airhead - has just shown up on his doorstep, smelling of pre-heat and looking good enough to eat.

    There's no way those two things are related, right?

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    19 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    Sirius cancels the order. He adds everything back to the cart, plus one more blanket, and tries again.

    We’ve received your order, and the store is getting started.

    He waits.

    “Fuck, man,” he shouts this time, tossing his phone. “Fuck!”

    Arrives in 25–35 min.

    Remus Lupin is picking up your order.

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    11 May 2026