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    Having lived through an apocalyptic series of events that caused the destruction of the world, Harry is determined to do whatever it takes to undo the damage. A small group of survivors send him back in time to his childhood in the hopes of changing history and preventing the Doomsday. Unfortunately, they don’t know exactly what caused it, so Harry's job is to change as much as possible.

    Naturally, that involves terrorizing Hogwarts and becoming a criminal mastermind. And conquering Voldemort. Not necessarily in that order.

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    “Of all the arrogant, self-important pricks,” Harry fumed, slamming his bookbag down on the chair next to Alphard. The only thing keeping him from shouting was the librarian’s wrath.

    Alphard blinked up at him. “Who did what?”

    “Tom Riddle,” Harry sneered. “Who does he think he is ordering me around, telling me what to eat and when to study? I’m eight—sixteen years old!” he amended. “He’ll be trying to issue a bloody bedtime next!”

    Alphard looked confused. “Tom? I didn’t even know you knew each other.”

    “He assigned himself to be my bloody mentor,” Harry grumbled. “Like I need a babysitter.”

    Alphard’s mouth dropped open. “Tom is your alpha? But he’s never taken an omega before!”

    Harry winced at what he was pretty sure were sex terms. “No. I’m not calling him that.”

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    Harry goes back in time to stop everyone from dying and ends up in a weird Slytherin hierarchy and saving the world by distracting the future dark lord with sex.

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    As Severus Snape lay dying in the Shrieking Shack, his mind created an oddly detailed and realistic hallucination of his life as a child.

    Only, it didn't seem to be ending, did it?

    Severus was either in a coma and dying, already dead and trapped in some purgatory, completely and utterly insane, or living in the body of his past self.

    Until he could figure out which, he might as well play along and attempt to keep the timeline from shattering into a thousand pieces.

    If only it were that easy...

    What day had he first met Lily, last time around? Could he really afford to avoid doing some odd jobs around town to keep himself fed?

    And, perhaps most suspiciously, why did James Potter keep looking at him like that?!

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