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“Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.
Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”
That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants.
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In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly
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The binding cord recognizes the truth of the heart. Hermione just wished it had told her sooner. Now she’s unconscious, her wedding is in ruins, and the only person who caught her fall has grey eyes and a claim on her she’s been running from for years.
A Dramione based on the Princess x Knight trend.
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Draco Malfoy has a little problem. Ten years ago he played a drunken game of Truth or Dare, and it resulted in an Unbreakable Vow in which he promised to lose his virginity to Hermione Granger.
He's never fulfilled it, and now he's engaged to marry somebody else in six weeks.
Most people would panic, but Draco has a plan. All he has to do is tell his mother.
Narcissa can fix anything.
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- Part 2 of The Virgin Draco Chronicles
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Immaculate Misconception by malfoyesque for ThornedHuntress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant.
Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir.
It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong.
Nothing.
At.
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Malfoy let his head fall back, closing his eyes as he took a deep breath from the ceiling.
“You are a woman of child-bearing age. You are looking to become pregnant. And you have told me that your husband has failed to make that happen. It is being triggered right now and it’s being triggered by you.”
His eyes flicked quickly over her body, before stopping himself.
“And from the moment you stepped foot in my house, I have been so fucking hard I can’t feel my toes.”Series
- Part 1 of Immaculate Misconception Universe
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Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights by MagicOrMayhem
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Mar 2026
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Nominated Best of 'Soulmates/Magical Bonds,' 'Hogwarts Era,' and 'Dead Dove Me Harder' on 2025's Top Dramione Fics on Reddit
Draco Malfoy is back at Hogwarts for eighth year.
Unfortunately for him, so is Hermione Granger.
So, during potion’s class—as Hermione flies through Advanced N.E.W.T-level Potions work—Draco makes lists, reminding himself of all the reasons he hates her…
And maybe a few reasons he doesn’t.
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PODFIC by Candlelight_Narrations may be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/84266046