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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    "What?! We're not. We're not in a relationship. It's complicated. We're just friends. Kinda." 

    "You're just friends, Kinda? Okay. Just friends…’Kinda’."

    She nods, processing his words, her lips pursed. "Then explain to me. Why the hell,  I—along with, what I assume to be almost every other staff member in the paddock—have just received an anonymous email with a Sex Tape, made by you and your 'just friend' Ilya Rozanov?' 


    Rival Racing Drivers, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's Sex Tape outs them to the world. In the aftermath, they realise they care about each other much more than they had thought.

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    25 May 2026

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    hollyadmirals24: Male seeking help improving at oral sex. Clean, ready to learn and willing to host. M only. Strictly platonic. Message for details.
     

    or: shane and ilya are hockey players for the mcgill marauders. after a disastrous night with rose, shane puts a drunken ad on craigslist asking for help with oral sex. his teammate, ilya, replies.

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    24 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    Shane has married Ilya, a known chaos monster, with a penchant for fast cars and designer clothes.

    Shane has spent his life making sure he was financially responsible. Now it's time to combine their assets and different approaches to money management.

    They had been married for 42 days. They did the financial disclosure. Now it was time to draft the documents... or maybe not.

    Shane had found a financial planner. Had set the appointment. More appointments were set. They were necessary.

    He prepared another binder. More cover notes. A cover note for the cover note. He'd covered everything. After all, he was Shane Hollander; what could he have possibly missed?

    Ilya, meanwhile, had approached today's meeting with the same organizational energy he brought to most things in his life, except hockey: confident, yet chaotic, and generally not stressed out about whether things would work out in his favor. This time there's actual emails and attachments. And voice notes. Just a couple. He promises.

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    20 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    Shane has married Ilya, a known chaos monster, with a penchant for fast cars and designer clothes.

    Shane has spent his life making sure he was financially responsible. Now that they've merged assets, Shane is determined to keep Ilya on the straight and narrow (financially speaking).

    They've been married for 83 days. They're in New York for a road series, and have a day off and two very different ideas of how to spend it.

    Ilya Rozanov in New York City with a Centurion card in his wallet... But Shane has guardrails. They're in Tab 9. It will be fine.

    More financial chaos. More banter. More feelings.

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    20 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander is the most respected hockey journalist in Canada. He's been covering the Boston Raiders for three years. He has interviewed Ilya Rozanov fourteen times in a professional capacity. He has written 47,000 words about Ilya Rozanov's career. He has approximately zero words for what happens when Rozanov corners him in a hotel corridor after Game 7 and says, very quietly, in that voice: "You always leave before I can talk to you." Shane has absolutely no idea what to do with that.
    (Or: Shane doesn't play hockey. He just writes about the man who does. It is, objectively, worse.)

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    18 May 2026