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"God, shut up, Al. No one wants to hear about your mom's tits." Husk smacks him on the ass this time, instead of the back of the head.
Alastor cries. "How cruel! How could you treat me like this, Husker?!"
"Oh my god! That monsta'! Bambi-doll, quick come ova' here!"
Husk throws his arms in the air. Al whimpers pitifully, and very dramatically crawls to safety with all the grace of a drunk, well...deer.
"He's so mean to me!"
"I know, baby..." Angel coos. He quickly scoops the doe up into his lap using his secondaries. Al sways drunkenly, but is caught with many hands before he goes plummeting to the floor. Said hands, immediately get wondery. "Want me ta' make it betta'?"
The line...somehow works? Alastor pouts and blinks his noticeably dry eyes at Husk, before turning back and nodding like a slut. Angel gropes his tiny waist, and gently tilts the doe's jaw with one hand and leans in to—
Aaaand...they're making out. Sloppily, and with a lot of tongue. It's kinda embarrassing actually, like they were a couple of unsupervised teenagers.
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Permission to Touch by Nyou
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Aug 2024
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Lucifer is so lonely that he ignores every red flag because a smooth talking radio demon gave him attention.
Main story ended and completed at 38/38. Additional chapters are extras that explore Lucifer and Alastor’s relationship.
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27 May 2026
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The National Park Lucifer works for is known for its superb ranger service and breathtaking scenery, and he works diligently in order to keep the national park safe and clean for visitors and its inhabitants.
One night, Lucifer spots a campfire far away from site and decides to investigate. He soon finds out that humans never really held the top of the food chain.
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- Part 1 of Hunting Grounds
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27 May 2026
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When he could finally see straight again, Alastor blinked down at the shadow now lathering up a fresh scarlet loofah with his body wash. A breathless giggle bubbled from the stag’s lips when the textured material tickled at his inner thighs, just around the tendrils. He reached down to bat playfully at Lonbraj’s ears, earning a devilish grin and raspberries blown against the inside of his thigh. Shrill laughter filled the enclosed space, bouncing off tile and brimming the shadow’s chest with warm, bubbly feelings.
“What did you do!?” Alastor’s voice boomed from every single radio in the hotel. He was shifting again, dialed eyes finally noticing the crumpled up rug hidden under the loveseat and the vast amount of candles that were melting in the fireplace.
Alastor ran full speed through the forested area, all four hooves pounding against the moss and dirt and over the underbrush. He didn’t stop until he was breathless, shaking and trembling as he heaved with each intake of air. The stag pushed himself so hard he ended up collapsing in a pile of moss, soft and comforting under the fully formed deer.
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- Part 6 of Lonbraj ak sèf
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27 May 2026
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Finally, after several heated exchanges, Lucifer has Alastor right where he wants him. After drunkenly agreeing to a new endeavour for them to explore, just how will Alastor's psyche handle this intense situation between the two of them?
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