cocoabab



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 96

    Tags
    Summary

    Iruka didn't realize that a baby (6-year-old) joining his class was the herald to the end of his pranking days in the Academy. But when their teacher assigns Itachi and Iruka a group project, it becomes clear that Iruka's going to have to learn how to cooperate with the little smarty-pants Uchiha. The only problem is, he's not sure Itachi's willing to cooperate with him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,325
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    1,149
    Bookmarks:
    96
    Hits:
    9,756

    28 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Apparently, Mr. Oz decided psychologically torturing a 15 year-old for six months was no longer "cool." And now Tim's paying the price for that, because instead of killing him like any good, self-respecting villain would, he's dropped him back on Earth with an apology and a snack.

    Or,

    It's been six months for Tim. It's been 10 years for Tim's family.

    I'm sure it will all be fine.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,671
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Collections:
    14
    Comments:
    2,851
    Kudos:
    6,042
    Bookmarks:
    1,779
    Hits:
    104,823

    21 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    By choosing not to call the police ten minutes ago, and the hospital twelve minutes ago, and Bruce fifteen minutes ago, the decision has been made. There is no backing out, now.

    His sweatshirt is still covered in blood, and soaked from the rain, but he ignores this. It’s fine. He’s fine. He’s the same calm, level-headed Tim he’s always been. So he plans.

    Tim is a murderer. He murdered someone. It's an unchangeable, unshakeable fact...but no-one else knows about it. No-one knows what Tim has done. And if he’s smart, and careful, no-one ever will.

    All he has to do is learn to live with it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,560
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    581
    Kudos:
    3,344
    Bookmarks:
    980
    Hits:
    47,183

    07 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    @SixBalls posted:

    I still feel like last nights stream was a fever dream. i think lbh proposed at some point. what happened to my streamer.

     

    @Liusu Mianhua replied:

    Your streamer is a simp. Good for him.

     

    (drabbles set in the wait, is this live? series)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,966
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    537
    Kudos:
    3,780
    Bookmarks:
    290
    Hits:
    19,203

    01 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shang Qinghua let out a long, shaky breath. “Right. Okay. Sure. No problem. I can work with that. That’s fine.” He shifted the baby in his arms, looking down at the tiny, squirming face, the damp lashes clinging together. “You hear that? As long as you make it to the sect, everything’s good. Easy quest conditions. No trauma required.”

    Luo Binghe made a faint snuffling sound, unimpressed.

    Shang Qinghua’s smile collapsed almost instantly. “Oh, gods, what am I saying?” He scrubbed a hand over his face, leaving another smear of drying blood. “I’m not qualified for this! I can barely keep myself alive half the time! You need—uh—you need a responsible, kindhearted woman from a humble background with good soup-making skills, not a chronically overworked peak lord-slash-spy!”

    The baby responded by making a small, gurgling noise that sounded alarmingly like agreement.

    “Don’t sass me,” Shang Qinghua muttered. “You’re, like, twelve minutes old.”

    ---

    Just another fic where Shang Qinghua ruins canon and gains a son.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    78,076
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    1,038
    Kudos:
    2,254
    Bookmarks:
    757
    Hits:
    30,306

    16 Feb 2026