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When Agatha Harkness, editor in chief of Darkhold Publishing, finds out she's about to be deported, she convinces her personal assistant Rio Vidal to marry her so she can keep her visa in exchange for a promotion.
Fake dating, pretending they're in love while also realizing/denying they have feelings for each other, some good old fashioned jealousy mhm mhm..The proposal (2009) au <3
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06 Jan 2026
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“I have one final question,” Agatha said, scaling the few paces between them and yanking Rio’s arm around, desperate this time, anger having faded entirely.
“Do you actually not understand how to count?” Rio sighed, tugging her arm away and stumbling towards the door. “I answered your three questions.”
“No,” Agatha hissed, stepping forward, one arm on either side of her, caging Rio until her back pressed against the wall. “You have to answer this question. This is the only one that matters.”
Rio raised her head, eyes glistening with unshed tears.
But she said nothing, so Agatha asked anyway.
“Do you love me?”
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When the notorious philanderer Lady Harkness agrees to an impulsive marriage with her best friend’s sister, she does not expect to find herself face-to-face with the lover who had left her behind a decade ago. Yet, what begins as a fiery waltz quickly transforms into a web of haunting memories and confessions that stay dead on bitten tongues.
As the ghosts of the past swirl around Agatha’s bleeding heart, one must ask, if the arrival of one’s deepest desires is ever truly that simple, or if one wrong tug, one undead question, could bring it all crumbling down?
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06 Jan 2026
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Mystery Work
Part of evilpete_WIPs
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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06 Jan 2026
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my safeword is safeword by AnonFandomBandit, orphan_account
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
31 Dec 2025
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“Oh, you’ll have to tie me down if you want me to submit to you,” Agatha explains casually.
Rio stares, trying to process that. “I need to tie you down?” she says, bewildered. “For you to… get into the correct headspace?”
“No, I will literally fight you if you don’t tie me up. And I mean entirely immobilized. I’ll claw your eyes out or try and bite you otherwise.”
Agatha Harkness has been accused of being a bad sub. She categorically denies it, and hires a dominatrix to prove it. She is by far the most interesting and challenging client Rio Vidal has ever faced.
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02 Jan 2026
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creator, you destroy me by velvetprayer
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Nov 2024
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Time, suddenly, means the moments in between her.
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- Part 1 of love in withdrawal was the weeping of me
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23 Dec 2025
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“I wish I could keep on hating you like I hate you right now.”
Agatha took a step closer, and Rio had to tilt her head back to meet her gaze.
Agatha closed her eyes for a second, then shook her head.
“But I don’t think I can, Rio.”
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Agatha and Rio are forced to spend time together after 3 years of non-communication as their friends Alice and Jen plan their wedding.
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20 Dec 2025
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Agatha’s eyes narrowed to slits. “You are so—”
“Charming? Irresistible?” Rio sipped her iced coffee with a wink. The straw made a rude little squeak.
“I was going to say unbearable.”
At that moment, Lilia appeared behind them like a ghost conjured by sarcasm and suffering. She didn’t stop walking. Just grabbed her teacup from the shelf, gave them both a once-over, and said mildly:
“Tension’s thicker than a V chord.”
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Agatha teaches Classical Music, Rio teaches Modern Music, and they can't stand each other; until they have to work together to open the end-of-year concerto.
Agatha wants Vivaldi, Rio wants Metallica, and Lilia is their biggest supporter.- Language:
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13 Dec 2025
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"Fuck Agatha Harkness (Literally?)" by sexbyanlex
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel
10 Sep 2025
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Rio wants to impress Agatha Harkness, the most popular girl in school, but her attempt at flirting turns into a disaster. With the help of her best friend, Alice, she decides to take on Agatha with the plan 'fuck Agatha Harkness!' — but ends up taking the advice more seriously than she should.
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Rio blinked, confused. “You were the one who said ‘fuck her’…”
“RIO! When I said ‘fuck her’, I DIDN’T MEAN IT LITERALLY, FOR GOD’S SAKE!”Bookmarked by cloudsnbones
13 Dec 2025
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Agatha Harkness finds herself stuck in a time loop, reliving a single pivotal day in her relationship with Rio Vidal so now Agatha must figure out how to break the cycle by confronting her emotional walls and making things right with Rio.
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¡It's groundhog day! Agatha neets to get over herself, her obsession with control and work and go back to basics, fall for the girl and just go with the flow
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13 Dec 2025
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“Agatha Harkness,” she said, extending a hand. “I’m here to discuss the proposed project.”
Rio didn’t take the hand. Instead, she folded her arms, her smirk deepening. “Funny, I didn’t realize they sent people to deliver bad news in person.”
A few people in the crowd chuckled, but Agatha didn’t flinch.
“I prefer to address concerns directly,” she said evenly. “Though I imagine most of what you’re saying comes from misinformation.”
Rio raised an eyebrow. “Misinformation? Is that what you call caring about clean water and breathable air?”Or...
The christmas story nobody asked for. Agatha Harkness is a politcal strategist sent on a mission to build a factory, enter Rio Vidal: Enviromentalist oposing this factory to save the forrest.Bookmarked by cloudsnbones
13 Dec 2025
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“What the fuck, Agatha?” Agatha feels goosebumps rise at the anger in Rio’s voice. She always did love a good fight.
“What?” she asks, faux-innocence painted on her face. She knows exactly what she’s pissed about, and she can’t wait to hear all about it. She sees the moment Rio recognizes that Agatha is pushing her buttons, sees her face change to a sneer.
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Agatha and Rio broke up over a year ago, but run into each other after Rio moves back to town.Bookmarked by cloudsnbones
13 Dec 2025
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“My entire existence has been a job, Agatha..” Rio said, head low as her shoulders drooped. “You can’t be mad I didn’t know how to..not turn loving you into that..”
“Do you not understand?” Agatha turned. “You make loving me sound like a chore that way”
The other witch laughed. A weak sound that meant no harm.
“If I had the choice to surrender the Death title in exchange for my job as your partner, I’d say yes in a heartbeat” Rio said. “How can you see that as a chore?”
Slowly, Rio took a step forward. She paused, giving time for Agatha to jump back, but she never did. The witch still didn’t move any closer. Instead whispering a soft,
“Do you not realize I’d give up all I’ve ever known for you?”
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An AU one shot.
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13 Dec 2025
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Please my Love, Marry Me Because I’d Like to Date You by Agatharioemiswenberry
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
18 Apr 2025
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When her visa is revoked, Agatha Harkness turns to the one person who can help her stay in the U.S., her sarcastic, quiet assistant, Rio Vidal. With her career on the line, Agatha convinces Rio to pretend to be her wife. The plan? A simple marriage for immigration purposes. But when they’re forced to travel to Rio’s picturesque coastal hometown of Cais Azul for a family celebration, their fake relationship quickly blurs the lines of what’s real and what’s not. Surrounded by a tight-knit family, old flames, and a town that knows everyone’s secrets, Agatha and Rio’s simmering chemistry might be more than either of them bargained for. It’s a marriage of convenience, but will it become something neither of them expected?
Or, The Proposal (Agathario's Version)
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13 Dec 2025
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Agatha Harkness needs to get away from her apartment for the holidays, so she decides to rent a house across the country.
Rio Vidal has never taken a day off since she opened up her shop. Going to see the snow in New York sounded like a great plan.
Deciding to swap houses for a few weeks, Agatha travels all the way to Malibu, only to find that the owner of the house is still there: Rio's flight has been canceled.or
au based on they holiday (2006).
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13 Dec 2025
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In hindsight, Rio should have known that this was a very bad idea.
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What happens when two people that simply just tolerate each other for the sake of their friends are roommates in a vacation together?
It takes time, and it takes breaking through her emotional constipation, but Rio Vidal is wrong. It turns out to be the trip that she needed all along.
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13 Dec 2025
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it's a cruel summer with you (i love you, ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?) by gxtawaycxr
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
04 Aug 2025
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She glanced around the camp like she didn’t even recognize it. Like she hadn’t spent the last three summers boiling away with these same counselors in this same forest.
Rio stubbed out her cigarette on the railing, jaw tight. “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.”
“Language,” Lilia muttered.
Agatha pulled a monogrammed duffel from the trunk, slung it over one shoulder like a model in a travel ad, and finally decided to approach.
“Good morning,” she said, voice too chipper.
“It was,” Rio shot back.
Agatha turned, smirked. “Oh, you’re still here. How quaint.”
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agatha and rio get forced to bunk together as camp counselors in the fateful summer of 1985. they hate each other. chaos (and gay-os) ensues.
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12 Dec 2025
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Take Me, Baby, Or Leave Me by WhothefelsewantedtobeLynNyx
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Feb 2025
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“Shut up,” Agatha all but snarls. Rio crooks an eyebrow at her, smirking.
“What, you have dibs on her? Can’t blame you, I guess- she is pretty. Seems awfully nice, too. Sweet little thing offered to get up at the crack of dawn tomorrow to welcome me to town, can you believe it?”
She doesn’t step closer, but she does lean forward slightly. “Tell me, Agatha. Is she that sweet out of the uniform too?”
“Shut up,” Agatha hisses, and yanks her in for a searing kiss.
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Over a decade ago, Agatha Harkness ran to Westview to escape the mess of pain and emotions that was her life. Years after she'd left THAT behind, Social Services showed up on her doorstep with the surviving son of her ex-best friend. Now finally, she's gotten her shit together and-
And now her ex-wife is in town. What's a lesbian to do?
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Or: a modern AU (for lack of a better word) surrounding Agatha Harkness, her adopted source of stress (I mean, son), her mess of a friend group, and the ex-wife she definitely doesn't still harbor feelings for.Series
- Part 1 of Measure Your Life In Love
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11 Dec 2025
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“It’s not the first time blue eyes do their best not to stare at tender lips, Rio’s bottom lip caught between her own teeth. A focus in brown eyes that never leave Agatha’s cheek.
She tries not to focus on how they’d gotten here, the way Rio had always helped her up to sit on the edge of the bathroom sink closest to the barred window, the way her nails bit into her hips just long enough to press her ass into cold porcelain.“
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Mostly inspired by Aubrey Plaza and Kathryn Hahn both going to all girls catholic high schools, but also by feeling nostalgic for my teenage years and missing home…
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04 Dec 2025
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Rio’s grin widened. “Touchy, aren’t you? You're cute when you're annoyed.”
Agatha took a deep breath. “Rio, you can’t lie your way out of this. I don’t know what you're trying to achieve, but you're only making this process longer for yourself.”
Rio leaned forward. “Do you get hit on alot? Because honestly, if you weren’t my therapist I would totally fu-”
Agatha cleared her throat, cutting Rio off. The look on Rio’s face made it obvious that she knew she had gotten a reaction, and Agatha hated it.
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Rio Vidal has just been released on probation from prison – only requirement being that she goes to meet a psychiatrist, Agatha Harkness, twice a week.
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Bookmarked by cloudsnbones
01 Dec 2025
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someday we will all be lying on our backs (free at last from income tax) by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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They’re staring at each other over the now evenly stacked forms at the table. Agatha’s mask has fully slipped and Rio is fascinated by what’s underneath it, an unruly sort of anger, a sharp passion. Agatha looks like she wants to tear Rio from limb to limb. And Rio, god help her, would probably let her.
“Moving on to property taxes…”
“Jesus fucking Christ,” Agatha lets out. “Don’t you have a life?”
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Rio is the best IRS agent in her field. Agatha refuses to pay her taxes. A love story for the ages.
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- Part 1 of death and taxes
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Bookmarked by cloudsnbones
01 Dec 2025