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After a terrible curse leaves Harry irrevocably injured and unable to continue as an Auror, he takes a position at Hogwarts as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. Unfortunately, he's not the only alum on the faculty: the Potions professor is none other than Draco bloody Malfoy. It's bad enough that Harry and his old nemesis are to be colleagues -- it's even worse that Harry's expected to rely on Malfoy for the pain-relieving potions that keep him going. But perhaps most difficult of all... has Draco bloody Malfoy actually become maybe kind of decent? Maybe?
And why do all the students seem to think they're dating???
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The moon is full, but why would Sirius notice? He's just hoping that grief will feel better at ninety miles an hour.
Remus is deteriorating, and that's the way of things. He's proven himself unsafe, so he's just fine, thank you, living far away from everyone and everything.At least, until a motorcycle accident in the middle of nowhere has Sirius knocking on a stranger’s door.
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25 Mar 2026
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“Munson, are you a virgin?” Billy’s voice is full of unrestrained glee.
“No!” he snaps back out of reflex. He can feel his face heating up. Billy looks smug, his eyes narrowed in feline self-satisfaction.
“Holy shit, you are!” He throws his head back and laughs; actually stumbles when he puts too much weight on his bad knee and has to grab Eddie’s shoulder.
"Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, asshole. I’m just… it’s never really happened for me, you know? Meeting a girl I like, who also likes me – it’s always some kind of bungled connection. There on one side but not the other.”
“Maybe you should quit your metal band and join the fucking Osmonds or something.”
“Billy, you’re not helping,” Eddie says, forgetting that they’re supposed to be on bro second-name terms.
“Didn’t realize you needed my assistance to get laid. Fine, I’ll help you.”
(The one where Billy is going to help Eddie get it on with Chrissy. Out of the goodness of his heart, of course.)
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26 Jul 2024
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It starts with a wad of cash, a key…
And a question. There’s a guy mowing a lawn about ten feet away so Eddie has to squint and read Steve’s lips when he asks:
“How would you feel about getting the fuck out of Hawkins?”
A first apartment: Six people, four bedrooms, 533 miles from where the world tried to end.
And they're ready for the rest of what life is supposed to be.
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- Part 1 of Waiting In The Sky
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04 Jul 2024
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Jasmine in Bloom by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for XxTheDarkLordxX
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Dec 2023
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This is not something Draco can have in his life… Potter overturning all that he’s carefully cultivated. They’re not compatible and never will be. Draco’s been playing with fire. It just so happens that he likes how Potter smoulders before being allowed close enough to burn.
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19 Jun 2024
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Manners, Mannerisms, and Misdirection by rainstormdragon
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
26 Feb 2022
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Kaz and Inej take a vacation in a small port town where no one knows them, and are able to be young and in love and take more steps toward intimacy.
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- Part 5 of Learning to Touch
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14 Jun 2024