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    “Finish drink, it is getting late.” He commanded, he waved over the bartender. “He will pay now.” Ilya told her.

    “Right, wait,” Shane lifted of his stool slightly, Ilya taking advantage and gazing down at his ass. Then looking back up, seeing the black card hitting the bar top.

    Fuck, this was going to be good.

    Ilya Rozanov is a broke, college student, scared of being deported as he moves closer to the end of his college days. He also needs money. So when he finds a lonely, rich, closeted hockey player, what better a way to make money than become his not so traditional sugar baby?

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Shane calls a phone sex hotline and gets Ilya crooning unspeakable filth in his ear. It kind of devolves from there.

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    Ilya is a college student in Boston working on the side as a phone sex operator, Shane is still a hockey player. They have toe-curling, back-cracking dirty phone sex and end up catching feelings along the way.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Hockey was Shane’s life, but every once in a while, he would see one of his teammates with their significant other, and he would wonder what it would be like to have something else too. Ilya Rozanov was well-known for being a celebrity matchmaker. He helped those who were famous find a suitable significant other.

    What's the worst that could happen?

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Shane has always been a person who craves physical affection from those closest to him, but asking for it is hard for him.

    Ilya has always been a person who craves physical affection, and has sought it out in largely unhealthy ways.

    Even someone like Cliff Marleau who doesn't know the truth can see how instinctively they seek each other out for physical touch. Those in the know worry about them.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    NHL Enthusiast @hockey4life
    This is officially the weirdest day in All Of Hockey

    Ily-a @ilyahoezenov
    So we’re agreed that they’re not actually getting married right. Like something else is going on
    Hayden Pike’s 5th Child @heydenpike
    Well obviously Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov aren’t actually getting married, they’ve obviously been fucking with us all day

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    What if Shane and Ilya decide to explode the internet by letting their friends post about their wedding, before anyone knows they're together. A chaotic way to come out if they could do it on their own terms.

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    01 Jun 2026