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    Rose just scoffs silently and shakes her head. “Forget it, Shane. That’s Ilya Rozanov.” At Shane’s raised eyebrows and another, slightly stronger, shove with his elbow, Rose begrudgingly elaborates. “He’s the captain of the hockey team, pretty well-known on campus. And the one thing everyone knows is that the moment you want him, you've already lost.”

    Shane frowns, leaning in a bit closer to his friend. “What does that even mean? Is he taken?” he questions, annoyed but still curious.

    “Nah, he’s a weirdo,” Rose giggles, stifling the sounds behind her hand when a shush sounds from behind them. “Rozanov loves the chase. He’s got a thing for people who don’t want him, but the moment they show interest back and let him hit he gets bored and moves on. I swear he has some issues he needs to go to therapy for, ‘cause that’s just not normal.”

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    Or; Shane wants Ilya Rozanov, so he devises a plan to get him. He takes it way too fucking far. Ilya takes it even further.

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    31 May 2026

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    Shane slips through his front door and back into his quiet apartment. He leans back against the door and takes a steadying breath in his dark apartment. After a moment, the music next door turns off and Shane is left with only the pounding of his own heartbeat in his ears. 

    He closes his eyes and tries not to think about Rozanov or the way Shane’s entire body lit up like a live wire when he said in that low, accented voice, only if you ask nicely. He’s hard in his penguin print pajama pants and now he’s going to have to jerk off and shower before he can sleep. While trying not to think about his asshole neighbor.

    This is bad. This is very bad. 

    In which Shane Hollander's new next door neighbor is a menace who always seems to answer the door shirtless. 

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    26 Apr 2026

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    You are arrogant; gluttonous; lazy—and you are a bastard King.

    The words ring through the crowded, rambunctious great hall with the force of a tolling bell and unleashes a chilling silence so damning even the roaring hearths could not bring themselves to warm the room.

    Yvain watches on in morbid fascination; because it is not every day one prepares themselves to see the Hainsworth of Egregica string together enough coherent words that would get himself killed posthaste.

    King Ilya Rozanov of Treporium, as the King of the Tri-Continental borders, as a leader of hundreds of thousands, as an alpha of the highest caliber—may be a lot, but even then, there are certain lines and decorum one doesn’t cross unless they’re trying to start a fight.

    There is a plot to challenge the alpha King Rozanov for this throne. Rozanov answers with an unexpected strategy of his own.

    (And Shane really does not enjoy dealing all this. It’s a good thing he loves his husband so much.)

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Hayden Pike and his group chat of coworkers are pretty sure their new manager Shane has a parasocial obsession with a professional hockey player.

    He talks about him constantly, knows everything about him, watches every game, and even has candid photos of him that are definitely not available through conventional sources. So naturally, they decide to intervene to find him a man who actually knows he exists.

    Shane, for his part, has no idea what they're talking about.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Shane had always felt a private sense of loss, before, when Ilya would come into a condom and then casually discard it. For the past year this deprivation had been eliminated, and it gave him a deep sense of contentment. Now, though, they're getting off over video call, and an unavoidable component of each conversation has been to watch Ilya come into a tissue and then put said tissue straight into the garbage, and Shane really hates it.

    He's not going to like, bring it up or anything, obviously. That would be fucking insane. Ilya may not have realized Shane's both incurably neurotic and a total pervert yet, but that's all the more reason to try to keep it under control. Shane is determined not to cause Ilya to finally come to his senses and run for the hills just because he's a freak who really loves cum. He can be normal. He can keep his own longing hidden, for the sake of maintaining an overall extremely satisfying sexual arrangement. 

    TLDR: Shane has a not-very-well-hidden desire for Ilya's cum; Ilya figures it out and offers to save it up for them to utilize at the cottage. Set in spring/summer 2017.

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    18 Apr 2026