12 Works by catchcrows

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    Geralt has never known the gods or destiny or death to be kind, to show him mercy even if he begged for it. There’s no sense in it when he already knows the answer; bind it in a book or set it to a pretty tune, no story about a witcher will ever be more than a tragedy.

    (Before he died scared and alone and half the Continent away from anyone who could save him, Jaskier spent more than twenty years making Geralt out to be the hero of his stories. It’s the least he can do, Geralt thinks, to finally fucking act like one.)

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    For all that destiny is a crock of horseshit, it's also extremely invested in making sure Geralt does things right the first time around. And if he can’t, well—it’ll make him try again until he does.

    Or: most people would give anything for a second chance, if asked. Nobody asked Geralt, but he didn’t even want the first one.

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    Someone throws a rock at Stregobor, and he learns that things have changed.

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    464
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    80
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    2,347
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    They'd been there when the term "red herring" was invented, and it still gets them all the same.

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    34
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    299
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    26
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    2,814
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    When Hisoka climbs through his window with a basket of fruit and well wishes, Kurapika isn’t that surprised. When Senritsu checks in on him again (and again.....and again), Kurapika expects it. When Chrollo and Gon and Killua and Tonpa pop in and stop by and generally outstay their welcome, it's par for the course.

    But four weeks after Kurapika breaks his leg, and Leorio is still nowhere to be found? Kurapika’s maybe getting a little bit concerned.

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    271
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    41
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    2,370
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    Leorio gets schooled on the true meaning of the holidays, Kurapika is an enabler of the worst caliber, Killua mostly showed up for the sweets, and Gon's just making it up as he goes along.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    59
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    350
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    Balin, Nori, and Dori teach Bilbo how to carve a pipe, plait a braid, and steal a heart. In that order.

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    1/1
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    210
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    21
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    1,983
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    Bilbo extends his stay in Erebor to wait out the winter and aid with the reconstruction however he can: namely, by creating quite a problem of his own.

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    1/1
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    29
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    602
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    107
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    5,792
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    Bilbo tries his hand at being culturally sensitive when it comes to the company and their love for their musical heritage, and he's made to regret it almost immediately.

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    English
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    1/1
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    8
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    595
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    Chrollo hasn’t got time for this, Hisoka has entirely too much of it on his hands, and the rest of the Gen’ei Ryodan put up with their newest house-guest the best way they know how: surprisingly well.

    (The Ryodan adopts a cat. Or rather, perhaps it’s the other way around.)

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    English
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    2,471
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    187
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    28
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    1,330
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    Leorio attempts to bake bread and Kurapika is about as helpful as a sack of doorknobs.

    (Which is to say, he comes surprisingly in handy.)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
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    250
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    49
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    1,833
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    All Leorio had wanted was a drink, but instead there’s a documentary discussing the extinct Kurta clan on the television in the corner of the bar.

    Language:
    English
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    1,112
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    239
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2,016

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