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Killing Me Slowly by captainimprobable
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu
01 May 2026
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Her headache is easing a bit, even without the Willow Bark, and she lifts her hands to rub her temples.
As she does so, a flash of red passes through her field of vision, which is curious, because she’s certain there is no red on any part of her wardrobe.
She lets go of her head and inspects her hands for any possible blood.
What she finds is far, far worse.
A single, fragile piece of thread is looped around her left ring finger. The thread is about a foot long, and she stares at it in horror as it flutters in the breeze from the window.
This has to be a joke.
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Maomao wakes up after her kidnapping to find that she's been sold of to the Palace as a servant girl.That she can handle.
What she can't handle is the much, MUCH worse issue of the little red string she finds around her finger.
(JinMao Soulmate AU!)
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Ten Shots of Liquid Sugar by captainimprobable
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu
01 Apr 2026
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“I’d like an iced vanilla cappuccino please. But with far more milk than coffee.”
Maomao blinks at him.
“So you want a latte.”
“What?”
“A cappuccino is equal parts espresso and steamed milk. A latte is a little bit of coffee with a bunch of milk. You want a latte.”
For the first time in this interaction, the customer frowns.
“No,” he says, “I want a cappuccino. With extra milk.”
Maomao’s eye begins to twitch.
“No, you don’t.”
“Yes I do!” The customer insists, pouting his lips.
The man is attractive, no doubt, and this look would probably have most people of any gender swooning over him. But Maomao has been immune to such things for a long time now, and so she just looks at him again.
For a moment, he seems surprised, like he really thought the pouting would work. He’s quick to change tactics though. “How about this,” he says, “You give me my cappuccino with extra milk, and I give you my number.”
He says this triumphantly, like he’s certain he’s finally gotten through to her. Maomao is sure he expects her to blush, but instead, she laughs. Loudly.
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Maomao hates being a barista. A charming new customer makes her hate it even more. -
Jungle Gym by captainimprobable
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)
15 Mar 2026
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“The day we met,” he says, “I scratched up my palm so bad I needed eight stitches.”
“Oh. But it…wasn’t my fault….right…?”
Jinshi’s impish smile tells her otherwise.
“Oh my god. What did I do?”
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Jinshi reminds Maomao about the day they met. Maomao is horrified.Series
- Part 2 of Constellations
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Sunflowers Under a Starry Sky by captainimprobable
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)
17 Jan 2026
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“Oh my god, you’re Maomao!”
“Yes, I did just say that.”
“No, no,” Angel Man is tripping over his words, he’s so excited now, “Maomao, it’s me, Jinshi.”
Maomao just blinks at him.
“Who?”
He scoffs. “What do you mean, who? How could you have forgotten your favorite neighbor?”
Favorite neighbor?
Why does that phrase sound familiar? She scans his face, taking in the regal nose, the purple hair, the sharp chin.
Suddenly, unbittingly, the image of a smiling little boy peeking out from between a bunch of sunflowers comes to her mind.
Favorite neighbor….
“Oh!”
She remembers now. Of course she remembers. She remembers everyone who leaves.
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Maomao saves a man from getting hit by a truck. It just so happens that this man is an important figure from her past. One she'd tried to forget, but never could. She hates her fucking life.Series
- Part 1 of Constellations
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Luz takes a deep breath and continues to search for a pen. “Hi,” she says, voice muffled by the car interior, “Sorry, I wasn’t driving away, I was just getting paper so I could write you a note! See?”
Luz backs out of the car, brandishing her pen and paper, and then turns to the stranger.
“I didn’t do any damage, but I was still gonna write something because-” She stops mid-sentence, because it’s then that she gets a good look at the other woman, and all the words in her mouth turn to mush.
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Luz bumps into an angry but beautiful stranger's car.Good thing they'll never see each other again.
Right?
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Constellations by captainimprobable
Fandom 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)
15 Mar 2026
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Escalation by captainimprobable, StitchNLich (GallifreyanAtHearts)
Fandom 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)
16 Jul 2025
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Maomao comes over one night to give Jinshi his usual checkup.
It doesn't end the way it usually does.
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are you bored yet by revesdelimonade
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jan 2026
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Xiang Fei receives a life changing inheritance from a distant relative on one of his grandparents’ side—but it comes with a twist.
To receive the full inheritance, Xiang Fei needs to get married. The problem is, of course, that he’s single.
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28 Jan 2026
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what does it mean, to be able to live this way? by BnessZ for captainimprobable
Fandoms: Fruits Basket - Takaya Natsuki (Manga)
18 Oct 2025
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Hajime is ten.
These are some things that Hajime knows, without a single doubt: he is lucky to have his family because they love and care for him. His mom is his greatest comfort. His dad is his hero. His brother and sister are his ducklings. And that man who said such cruel things is his dad's birth father.or; Hajime and Mutsuki through the years, examining the way they live versus their parents.
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21 Oct 2025
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Thank you for being a Friend by ImTaakofromTV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Nov 2021
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"Friend?” Mobei Jun said, glaring at Shen Yuan.
“I—” Shen Yuan began.
“You left him.”
A small gasp was the only sound heard for the moment. Shang Qinghua wasn’t sure if it came from himself or Shen Yuan.
Oh. His husband wasn’t pissed.
He was furious.
Sometimes you need to stand up for yourself. In Shang Qinghua’s case, sometimes you need your hot demon husband to do it for you.
Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan have a much needed conversation about their friendship:)
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How To Pamper A Hamster by BrilliantLady for Nammish
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Sep 2025
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It’s 4am when Shang Qinghua stumbles into the 24hr café, running on fumes and in desperate search of more caffeine. He runs face-first into the bare pecs of a gorgeous hunk of a man too perfect to exist.
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pricked by a needle drawing thread by nyoomerr for ZepysGirl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2025
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Luo Binghe's efforts to pinpoint and travel to the 'nice' Shen Qingqiu's soul don't go according to plan, which is a slightly nicer way of saying that they fail miserably and only end up spitting him out in front of some unimpressive, irritating flower spirit that he'd apparently married a decade ago and promptly forgotten about. Oops.
Even worse, Luo Binghe is struck by a curse that forces him to share a telepathic bond with this little spirit until they learn how to get along. Double oops.
...Actually, doesn't this 'Shen Yuan' seem a bit familiar...?
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