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everything hurts, except for you. by canonically_average
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2025
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After being killed by Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest in exchange for the lives of all at Hogwarts, Harry wakes in a world far different from the one he knew.
It is 1963, and a young Voldemort rules Wizarding Britain, now known as Albion, with an iron fist. Harry goes under the radar, a shell of his former self, working in a kind vampire’s shop in Knockturn Alley.
Unfortunately for Harry, souls once intertwined long to be reunited, and he can't hide from Voldemort forever.
(my first work; pls be kind and leave constructive feedback xx)
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Jason Todd: Not a Prostitute by PleaseDontHoldBack
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
04 May 2025
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Jason was minding his own business, building up towards his plan of teaching a certain rich asshole billionaire a lesson when another rich asshole billionaire starts distracting him. Jason doesn't understand what he's doing to attract all these bastards.
Fills the BW366 day 317 prompt "rocket"
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10 Jun 2026
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The modern!AU Roy/Ed fluffball fic (of doom).
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18 May 2026
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“M’names Daisy Unwin, and my brother is Eggsy. He got hurt real bad. I’m at hospital, and there’s coppers here and I think they’re gonna take me away.” She scrunched up her eyes and remembered the last part. The part Eggsy made her say every night before she told him their nightly story. “Ossfords, not brogues.”
When Harry Hart responds to a phone call from a young girl, he has no idea how it will change his life.
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Renowned pastry chef Hannibal Lecter is known for his elaborate creations--and his exacting nature. His staff has bestowed upon him the nickname 'Cheesecake Ripper' as a result, a morbid play on words for the infamously artistic serial killer still on the loose.
Little do they know how accurate the nickname is.
When FBI profiler Will Graham stumbles into Hannibal's pastry shop entirely by chance, two worlds of precision, brutality, and beauty begin to collide.
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27 Apr 2026
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The cop seemed like he wanted to say something else but stopped. He cleared his throat and rather fatherly ordered, "Well, don't sleep in your car again, son. You enjoy Georgetown now, alright?"
"Yes, sir." Will answered.
The cop left after an awkward beat and Will slammed the door closed, wrapping the blankets more tightly around himself. He looked down at the card.
Domestic abuse hotline.
He threw the offending card in the front into the pile of trash. He scowled at it. Did he really read that easy? He buried his head under the blankets. He refused to admit it. He didn't want help. He was fine on his own.
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OR: The one where homeless Will is running away from his past life and Hannibal's there to pick up the pieces...
But when Will's dark past comes to find him, will Hannibal be able to save him?