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Lucille Sharpe takes care of her brother's bride.
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11 Jun 2026
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The Best Little Whorehouse in Westview by Lexus (Beautiful_Ruin)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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She doesn’t even get to order the damned beer before there’s a blood-curdling scream from upstairs, and she’s off like a shot.
Halfway up, she’s met by none other than Madam Rio, and Rio looks fit to kill. Agatha has the fleeting notion she’s about to be shoved down the stairs and instinctively sidesteps as Rio gets close.
“That you screamin’?” she asks.
“You don’t know my scream by now?” Rio snaps.
Agatha hooks her thumbs in her belt loops and puffs out her cheeks. “I s’pose y’do it often enough, I ought to know it. What’s wrong this time?”
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Agatha Harkness is the sheriff of Westview, a small town that flourishes due to the whorehouse above the saloon. Now, Agatha’s not against the idea of the sex industry providing the funds to pay her salary and keep her comfortable… she just can’t fucking stand Madam Rio Vidal, the infuriating, reckless, devil-may-care woman who runs the business. Rio doesn’t listen, doesn’t respect Agatha and doesn’t take no for an answer. But when something threatens the town in general and Rio specifically, Agatha will have to put her feelings aside, or at least find a way to make their antagonism work in her favor to protect Rio and preserve their way of life.- Language:
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09 Jun 2026
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Agatha and Rio are friends.
Just friends.
Or at least they were, until one drunken night when they went from being 'just friends' to 'friends who occasionally fuck each other's brains out'.
Because when has that ever ended badly before?
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09 Jun 2026
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“You know it’s extremely poor form to not show up when the owner of the Continental calls for you.”
Rio’s heart stuttered at the woman’s voice. Once again, her body betraying her. She looked up to see that her little performance of ignoring was wasted. The woman was pointedly looking out the window, her thick mane of dark curls, obscuring part of her face.
Rio straightened her posture. “And I think it’s stupid to get in the car with Lady Death, knowing this isn’t neutral ground,” she said smoothly, pointedly shifting her hand to rest behind her.
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With her teenage daughter kidnapped and a five million dollar bounty over her head, hitwoman Agatha Harkness has no choice but to turn to her ex, Rio Vidal, an undisciplined revolutionary, to bring her daughter back.
Aka, the John Wick x One Battle After Another x Agatha All Along crossover that no one asked for.
*You do not need to be familiar with John Wick or OBAA to read! Everything is contextualised :))*
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09 Jun 2026
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Power couple, Wanda Maximoff and Agatha Harkness, are about to enter into a marriage of convenience. Agatha cares about her job and security. Wanda cares about status and image. On paper, this is set to be the wedding of the century—perfect food, perfect guests, perfect flowers, perfect first dance. The problem? They’re two white ladies who can’t carry a beat. Enter Rio Vidal, professional dancer, who is hired to choreograph their first dance before the big day. Through their lessons, Rio helps Agatha find her rhythm and so much more.
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Romcom where hot architect Agatha crushes on hot dance instructor Rio, but Big Red gets in the way because they're like engaged or whatever. Minimal Wagatha shenanigans. Trust the process.
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07 Jun 2026