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something in the work will make a fool of you by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
17 Jun 2026
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As Jay wakes up he realizes he had the same dream again. It wasn't identical, but it was in the same unkempt house with the sun setting through the front window, at the same piano. And the man who ruined his life yesterday was wearing a really, really stupid hat.
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Matt and Jay are stuck in a cursed world where they never met. Jay is a corporate jingle writer, and Matt is a hedge fund manager about to liquidate his office. They don't remember their real lives, or each other. They have a lot of soul searching to do before they can escape.Bookmarked by breadbaker1010
19 Jun 2026
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Matt always pulls Jay around.
Jay can't help but push back.
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19 Jun 2026
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never quite as it seems by SeashellBo
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
30 Sep 2025
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Matt says some things to Jay while coming out of anaesthesia after emergency surgery.
Jay has a gay panic while he's caring for Matt.
No one communicates properly.
Misunderstandings abound.
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19 Jun 2026
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“Hi darling change of plans- We’re in town. Could you possibly join us for Christmas dinner?” She said without preamble
“It’s December 23rd.” Jay should have brought a jacket out with him, he could see his breath.
“I know, it’s terribly rude. I’m being a menace, I apologize. Your sister is on call so we came down to stay with Tim’s daughter. We’re having the meal at 7, could you get here by, oh, let’s say-”
“I’m not in Toronto right now.”
“Well then, where are you?”
“I’m at the Johnsons’.”
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19 Jun 2026
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(Jay asks Matt to help him take photos for an online dating profile.)
“Show me. I wanna see what you do to them. You never tell me when I ask.” Matt is petulant and commanding all at once, in a way that he and only he could balance.
This is officially a record-breaking new level of gay chicken. Someone should alert Guinness.
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18 Jun 2026
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LORDS OF TRESSERHORN by RepeatableHuge
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
15 Jun 2026
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“What? You don't wanna become a man tonight? Or…make me a man?” He's yelling over the music, the mechanical sounds of the arcade. Jay genuinely wants to die.
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18 Jun 2026
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so twisted fate by slowmoon
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
06 Jun 2026
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There are no windows in the Skydome’s cramped detention room so nobody gets the moment that Jay’s nose starts bleeding, dripping heavily into his lap. His hands are still cuffed behind his back. He tries to wipe the blood off on his shoulder and succeeds in smearing it across his lips, over his left cheek. It keeps dripping like a leaky faucet.
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16 Jun 2026
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“Got a condom?”
There’s two-thirds of a box in his bedroom upstairs. There is also a pair stashed in the side table drawer, in case the couch saw any action. “No,” he says.
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15 Jun 2026
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Whatever & Ever, Amen by Wheat From Chaff (wheatfromchaff)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
07 Jun 2026
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Jay can't dodge this one. Mrs. Johnson is turning seventy-five and she wants her entire family to spend half of December together. They've rented two massive cottages in a fancy winter resort four hours north of Toronto. Maybe, maybe, if he and Matt weren't getting married, he could duck out of it. Maybe if fifty thousand dollars weren't being dangled above their heads, he could whine and mope his way free.
But Matt wouldn't hear it.
"You're going," he said.
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OR: Who the hell is Owen?
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- Part 4 of Whatever & Ever, Amen
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15 Jun 2026
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I've Been Denied (All The Best Ultrasex) by shakespearianfoolboy
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
11 Jun 2026
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As I've said many a time, webseries Matt and Jay know what sex is but just don't have it. However, Vice show Matt and Jay have no idea what sex is and are having it all the time. The term for without sex we have landed upon is ultrasex, because of that one MSI lyric, which this fic is also named after. Thanks.
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“You said don’t move.”
“Well, I- ! I mean, yeah I guess I did but- I mean you, you didn’t think to come find me? You didn’t think I might be dead and- and, and choking and dead? I mean, fuck, or at least get bored sitting here all, all alone by yourself? Bird?” Matt said, furrowing his brow at his bandmate. Jay only fidgeted with his fingers and looked away, a redness rising to his face. A slow realization dawned on Matt.
“Did you really sit down here for an hour just because I told you to?” Matt asked, incredulously.
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The catalyst? Jay follows a request a little too closely and Matt will not stop making fun of him for it.
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14 Jun 2026
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The Bet by generally
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
07 Apr 2026
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“Seriously, MJ,” Jay continues, turning to partially address the camera behind him. “You’re not—I don’t think I’ve ever seen you talk to a girl out in public or anything, like, successfully—”
“The fuck is your problem, Jay?” Matt hisses under his breath, side-eyeing the camera. “What—why would you say that?”
“Because you have no game, man! And it sounds to me like this whole plan is relying on us having game!”
Jay bets Matt he can't bring a girl back to the apartment before him. Don't ask how this is supposed to help them book a show at the Rivoli.
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10 Jun 2026
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cinéma verité by falteringstar
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
02 Jun 2026
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On July 11, 2025, Canadian singer-songwriter Jay McCarrol was arrested for the murder of Luke Lalonde, a member of his live band. He was charged with second degree murder and sentenced to 8 years of incarceration in a federal correctional facility.
Famously, despite damning and public video evidence and multiple eyewitness accounts, McCarrol has denied any and all connection to the crime.
On December 25, 2026, Jon “Matt” Johnson was arrested on charges of domestic terrorism. He was sentenced to 12 years of incarceration in the same facility.
The audio you are about to hear was recorded in the Collins Bay Multilevel Correctional Institution between the dates of February 19 and March 3, 2027.*
*Certain sections have been edited for brevity.
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09 Jun 2026
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what nirvanna the band did y'all watch by drrobertabobbystan
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
19 May 2026
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girl!mattjay webseries era sketches
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09 Jun 2026
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nirvanna the band the fake relationship by Winsomenotions
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
22 Mar 2026
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Fake dating your friend can be a kind of plan.
aka Jay’s mom comes to visit for the weekend and Matt does something incredibly stupid.
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09 Jun 2026
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Nothing's Coming Out by CottonCandySprite
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
24 Mar 2026
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Matt, in his forty-odd years of life, has never seen a storm like this.
Curtains of rain, wind, and wet leaves beat against the face of the house, threatening to tear it from its foundation and send the whole thing hurdling towards Oz. Gigantic branches slam into the roof like Mother Nature is very poorly trying to play whack-a-mole. A barreling CRACK rings out that could either be the loudest thunder ever recorded or the old dead tree across the street finally meeting the ground, and then some. He’s fairly certain it isn’t a full-blown tornado, because those don’t really happen in Toronto, but with all that climate change disaster shit he hears about from Jay and those print articles he still reads for whatever reason, he can never be too sure.
He's also never seen Jay like this.
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08 Jun 2026
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Chapter One: An attempt to cure his werewolfism has unintended consequences for Jay. Takes place during The Book.
Chapter Two: In 2008, a young Matt Johnson wakes up to find a 42 year old Jay playing their piano.
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08 Jun 2026
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Twin Flame by looseends
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
09 Apr 2026
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Jay was having trouble adjusting to the present.
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06 Jun 2026
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"Uhhh," says Matt. The mouth, Jay said? His mouth? Jay has looked at his mouth? "You. I. Um."
"I haven't thought about it," Jay says in defense against some claim that Matt has not made, and the pinkish flush is a violent scarlet now. "Before just now, when you said I was sexist. But I'm proving—I'm not sexist. I would say a guy would give good blowjobs."
"You'd say I specifically would give good blowjobs," Matt says, finding his voice.
"Only so that you'd know I'm not sexist!" Jay says. There's an air of desperation to his voice now.
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06 Jun 2026
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Somehow, Matt has become an adult before Jay. He goes on runs, lifts, cooks at home, reads, takes more than 2 showers a week, goes out on the weekends, does his laundry consistently. It drives Jay crazy. It's not fair. He goes back to sleep, pulling the covers over his head, hoping that maybe he'll disappear.
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05 Jun 2026
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7pm showing of cloverfield at cineplex by ingydar
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
02 Apr 2026
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The apartment is the kind of quiet that means Jay has a girl over.
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05 Jun 2026