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“Tell me. Don’t sugarcoat it or waste my time.”
David nodded. He was used to Alex.
“Tim Wright. He’s been looking to make his acting debut for a while now, and has come out already. He’s going to get a role in Marble Hornets, and you two will pretend to be in a relationship with each other..”
Jay was staring at Alex, and David looked like he was bracing for impact.
Alex’s first words were: “Who the fuck is Tim Wright?”or, the timlex fake dating fame au
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" “And I don’t want you to share anything about me aside from things relating to the hospital. My life is here and I can’t- I don’t want anyone knowing this about me.”
Alex thinks of the mic in his jacket.
“Of course,” he says. “No one will know.”
“Do you promise?” Tim asks, expression uncertain.
Alex sighs, takes a small sip of his drink, and then holds his hand across the table. Tim tentatively shakes it.
“You have my word,” he says. "or, Rosswood au timlex, before and after it all goes wrong
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the timlex drunken hook up fic, in which a little too much is said
inspired by an ask i got on tumblr!
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"Calling it a man felt deeply wrong, though. This was no man. This was a fucking demon, it must be. Something straight from hell. It was too tall, too narrow. It’s was white as a sheet, something stretched out and broken about its features.
As he was starting to think he had gotten away, suddenly ice cold fingers scraped against the nape of his neck. Alex’s body jerked out, shivering violently. He staggered at the freezing touch, and the universe took that exact moment to let his foot drop into a small hole in the ground. Alex cried out, ankle twisting and knees buckling beneath him. He slammed hard into the ground, shoulder scraping against branches and head hitting solidly into a rock. Dazed and in pain, Alex stared straight up into the pitch blackness."or, Alex Kralie gets turned into a vampire
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“Yeah,” Alex says, already getting a cup. “Iced hazelnut?”
“Uhm, yeah. Unless there’s something you’d reccomend…?”
Alex raises a brow. “Straying away from routine, huh? Hmm. Do you like sweet stuff or do you lean darker?”
“I guess sweet,” he answers. That Thing edges away just a bit. Socializing always helps.
“You got any allergies?” Alex scratches his chin, and Tim’s eyes track the motion.
“No,” he says.
“Cool.” Alex waves him off. “Go sit down and I’ll make you something I think you’ll like.”or, alex is a barista. tim is seeing things. they both get the help they need.
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fics taking place in the story of "further apart (the closer that we are)". read that first to properly understand all future works!
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Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.
Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.
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He stares at the mask with a foreign feeling in his chest.
Maybe the Universe is mocking him. Maybe this isn’t a second chance, but instead an elaborate scheme to make him feel annoyed and guilty.“If you’re going to be climbing up the ventilation system, you need some protection for that pretty face of yours,” Mel explains, tapping her chin. “Also, the proper reaction is, still, saying thank you.”
Viktor scowls at her.
“Relinquish the flesh!” She exclaims, ignoring his annoyance; a joyful smile on her face.
Maybe he should've just died when he had the chance to.
Or: Death is supposed to be final, or so Viktor thought; because if it is, then why had he woken up in his childhood bedroom?
Or; after the finale, rather than dying, Viktor is spat out back in the past. Ridden with guilt, he decides to change the outcome of his fate. He helps people along the way.
Ft. World's finest dysfunctional friendship (they somehow fix each other instead of making each other worse)Series
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05 May 2025
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I love this fic, and especially the relationship between mel and viktor. when viktor and jayce finally reunited i got up and paced around my room with excitement. adore this story
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There's Always More [Undergoing an upgrade] by Alice_vs_Wonderland
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Rise of the Guardians (2012)
04 Feb 2017
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Hogwarts AU. When Hiccup's secret of being the first to train a dragon is revealed, he struggles to handle his newfound popularity among the other students at Hogwarts. Jack feels sorry for him and decides not to bother him, even though he's also curious about the whole story. Despite his decision to stay away, an unlikely friendship between the Gryffindor and the Ravenclaw slowly blooms and in between classes, friends, laughter and denial, it turns into something more.
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05 May 2025
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read this multiple times and think of it often. i treasure this fic so much. excellent dynamics and great chemistry with all the characters
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Ever since Candlenights, things had been fucking fantastic. The IPRE program was going great, Taako was actually goddamn happy for once, they hadn't heard hide nor hair of their asshole relatives since their grand exit, and she was engaged to Barry fucking Bluejeans. Realistically, this should be the happiest Lup had ever been in her entire life.
Except engaged meant wedding, which meant wedding planning. Lup had no earthly idea what she was doing.
Maybe if she sent the invitations out in wingdings, no one would show up.
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05 May 2025
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i could read this a million times and still love and laugh at it. the bit with the card invitations and the cave wedding are some of the funniest things ive ever read in fic
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Taako and Lup have devised a plan to get back at their shitty family for the way they had treated them as children, as well as put an end to the incoming letters now that the twins have gained a little bit of notoriety. They're going to go back home for Candlenights, and it's going to be the worst Candlenights anyone there has ever had.
Lup's bringing Barry, because nothing's better than showing up with a respectable looking dude only for said dude to start pulling out the formaldehyde pig brains. Taako needs something like that too.
So, why not ask the cute guy in his drama class who does bad accents when he gets nervous if he's free over break?
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05 May 2025
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genuinely so hilarious. ive reread this so many times and it remains one of the funniest fics ive ever read.