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The brothers decide that any one of them could do a better job than Osomatsu when it comes to being the eldest brother so they take turns to find who would be the best eldest brother.
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04 Jun 2026
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“What if we make it stop?”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean like… a contest. Stop the whole carousel.” He was starting to slur his words. Martin was drunk too; he could smell the champagne on his breath. “Next time they come to me for a divorce, I’ll try to get them to stay together forever. Couples therapy, retreats, every trick in the book. And if that doesn’t work, when they come to you for their next wedding, you get them to stay broken up. Either way, they leave us alone.”
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In which Jonathan Sims is the very tired divorce attorney of serial (ex)-husbands Peter Lukas and Elias Bouchard. At their eleventh wedding, he meets head wedding planner Martin Blackwood, who is equally tired of the thankless work and the troublesome couple’s constant disagreements (as well as their frankly HORRIFYING displays of affection). The two hatch a scheme: Jon will try to get Elias and Peter to stay together forever, while Martin tries to get them to stay broken up.
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01 Jun 2026
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“I don’t think I’ll be the one racing home for it, my darling…you’ve always been much more impatient than I. In fact- let’s bet on it, yeah?”
A sexy wager at a holiday party. What could possibly go wrong?
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01 Jun 2026
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Fujimoto is worrying. Granmamare comforts him.
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09 May 2026
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After drinking an entire can of Bonk!, Scout runs amok in the base and proceeds to annoy the crap out of everyone. Unfortunately, he notices.
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- Part 2 of TF2 Universe
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30 Apr 2026