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    Anonymous asked:
    imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terror

    ridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
    i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the net 

    hockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
    #this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebras

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    Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    At Scott Hunter night, Ilya gets pulled into a drunken game of truth or dare with Scott and his teammates.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    There's no good way to be stuck in an elevator. Not when you're stuck in an elevator with someone who treats being annoying as an art form he wants to perfect, and definitely not when that person is your son's rival who you've hated for years.

    But, when Yuna finds herself stuck in an elevator with Ilya Rozanov, she realises there's more to the story than she'd seen.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Shane: I need your help and I need it now.
    Shane: I’m sure you’ve all seen the video.
    Shane: I need you to bury it.

    After the fanmail video leak lands at the worst possible time, Shane has to gather his allies and turn to social media to try to change the story.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Language was mistake.

    Honeybees communicate by dancing. Works for them, lets them figure out where good flowers are. Ants do it with smells, little chemical trails on the ground to get back to food source. There’s a monkey that screams different for leopards than eagles – different sound for different predator.

    People, though. People have too many words, too many languages, and Ilya is very, very tired.

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    18 Jun 2026