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    "You are okay? I was not too hard in you?"

    "You mean too hard on me."

    "No. I do not." The corner of his mouth twitches, like a traitor.

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    Shane wears panties for Ilya.

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    20 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    As if he could ever forget Barbados. The circumstances necessitated a very specific type of cover—the only time Napoleon and Illya had been asked to fake being in a romantic relationship. It had come near the end of UNCLE’s run, which was probably a good thing, even though ultimately it hadn’t actually required much of them. A few casual yet affectionate touches in public, standing close together, some lingering looks. Not that different than how they usually behaved around each other, which, no, he wasn’t going to think too hard about. It had been easy to fall into that mindset, and Napoleon had worried that his careful mask had slipped enough for Illya to glimpse the too-real feelings beneath.

    But then, not even a month later, UNCLE had disbanded and it was a moot point. He was never going to see Illya again. Except now he’s staring up at his former partner, being asked to pretend he’s in love again.

    (Ten years after UNCLE was disbanded, Illya asks Napoleon with help with a mission that will test their partnership and blur the lines between what is a cover and what's real.)

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    15 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    It starts when Allen offers to help with Sixty's bicomponent repairs. After an unexpected outcome, Allen is even more determined to get close to the prickly android. Time to invest in some good gardening gloves.

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    26 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    “I don’t do serious,” Bond tells him, leaning up on one elbow in bed. Q is pleasantly drowsy, trying to figure out how to politely kick a trained assassin out of his flat so he can get some real sleep. This wakes him up; he cuts his eyes over to Bond. He’s not joking. Q wants to sigh but that’ll just ruffle Bond’s feathers and he’ll be here even longer.
    “I’m aware,” Q settles on. “This must be against regulation anyway, isn’t it?”
    His quick, emotionless acquiescence seems to take Bond by surprise. Q imagines he’s built this all up in his head, Q pining for him and him nobly telling Q that the most they can ever be is an occasional fuck, etcetera, etcetera.
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    Bond doesn't do love. Q is absolutely fine with that.

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    12 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    “The battles that count aren't the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself – the invisible, inevitable battles inside all of us – that's where it's at.” — Jesse Owens

    On the day Vincent leaves and Eugene is set to self-immolate, Irene sweeps into his life with a kitten.

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    05 Mar 2026