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Rick Prime actually cared, broh. Morty is sad cuz he died. He tries to kill Eyepatch Morty Earth-Beth-Style, broh.
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"Listen poptart," Rick put his hands on his shoulders, "If another Rick ever comes here, that isn't me. He'll look, act, and sound like me, but that isn't me, okay? They'll pretend to care, they'll say they're me. They're not me."
Morty nodded.
"Remember what I told you?"
Another nod, "Only we can protect each other. We do what we have to do. This is how we stick together."
"That's right; and another thing," Rick said, "Don't trust anyone, Poptart, not even me."
He'd engraved it into his soul by then.
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05 Jun 2026
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When a trip to the Citadel goes wrong and Morty is turned into a four year old, Rick finds his parental instincts haven't entirely disappeared.
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05 Jun 2026
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You were best friends with Beth as kids, meaning you knew her family and you developed a crush on her dad. When he left, you picked up the pieces of yourself and Beth, helping her and Jerry raise Summer. Flash forward fifteen years and Rick's back, and you're married to a shitty guy and since Rick isn't a fucking idiot he sees it right away, and despite the conclusion you came to to save yourself the heartache of his leaving, he cares. A lot.
CONTENT WARNING: I'm not kidding when I say you have a shitty husband. There are descriptions of abuse in this fic and I don't want to upset anyone so if that's something that upsets you, please proceed with caution.
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- Part 1 of Rick In The Water Series
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01 Jun 2026
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Image: Morty sitting cross legged on a couch, reading a book with a French blurb and cover
RicardoSanchez: HOLY SHIT I JUST ASKED MY MORTY TO PRONOUNCE THIS FRENCH THING AND HE SAID IT AND IT SOUNDED RIGHT
RicardoSanchez: what the fuck???
DaBestRicardo: back up
DaBestRicardo: mortys can read???
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Mortys know French, and this is the first time Ricks are hearing about it.
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- Part 1 of R&M Two-Shots
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After accidentally killing the lead scientist of the Citadel in a shootout, Rick realizes there's one more person who has access to that research—you. Kidnapping a teenager from her father's funeral is way easier than trying to cure death, so he does exactly that. He gets a scan of your brain, but then realizes he can't bring himself to kill you. What follows that seemingly effortless venture turns out to have more to do with parenting and less with gaining a databank.
Or: Rick discovers his fatherly instincts never really disappeared. And what terrifies him to his core, he finds out he cares more than he'd like to admit.
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01 Jun 2026