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Kat Bjelland of Babes in Toyland



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    Halloween, but Annie Brackett's a bad babysitter who can't help herself.

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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    "You called her 'my girl,'” their label rep added, around a mouthful of sushi. “That kind of language tests well with younger demographics.”

    “Yeah, like–my girl as in my homegirl,” Pearl insisted. "Not my girlfriend!"

    Marina slid down in her seat. This was not happening.

    And yet, something about that phrasing left a strange ache in her chest.

    After an awards show loss, Off the Hook finds itself trending for all the wrong reasons...or maybe the right ones, depending on who you ask. With their tour, sponsors, and reputations on the line, Pearl and Marina are offered one ridiculous way out:

    Pretending to date each other for three months.

    The only problem is... Marina has been in love with Pearl for years.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Orla raises her hand higher. “I’ve been possessed.”

    Erin rolls her eyes. “No, she hasn’t, Sister Michael. Orla was iron deficient last year- she got a swimmy feeling in her head every time she stood up and she thought that was demons.”

    “It was demons.” says Orla, evenly.

    “Oh, and iron tablets made the demons go away, did they?”

    Her cousin shrugs and thumbs the side of her nose. “Well, I felt better after I took ‘em, didn’t I?”

     

    Another Derry, another time, same old Pennywise. Armed with friendship, faith, an encyclopaedic knowledge of Catholic heresy and a pitchfork one of them got out of the garden shed, the Derry girls do battle with a clown who really should have known better than to try this shit in Northern Ireland.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    thats why its the goat

  3. Public Bookmark 76

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    “Buffy, I—I swear. The kid’s safe. We’re gonna protect her. You and me.”

    Faith has come to Sunnydale to help protect the Key from Glory, and maybe—if she’s lucky—to patch things up with Buffy. The wounds they left each other with are still healing, but if anything’s going to speed that process along, it’ll be ninth-grade geometry homework and an impromptu road trip in a stolen Winnebago.

    Written for Heart Attack/High Adrenaline Exchange 2025.

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    07 May 2026

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    Sometimes Christina felt like she was really losing it. Like genuinely, thoroughly unraveling. Between navigating the throes of trying to make a break in an industry that loved to crush girls like her, taking care of her single mom and her little sister who, only last week, had accidentally (allegedly) swallowed a marble whole and had to be rushed into the emergency room, moving past the trauma inflicted upon her from her father who she hadn't even seen in more than a decade- and juggling an intoxicating crush on her best friend that left her head swimming more often than not these days- she was tired. Like, completely and utterly spent. To make matters worse? It felt like everyone was growing up but her. The girls at school hated her- not that she cared, really, she still had Britney, and some other friends she'd made working on various sets and gigs- and the boys were downright cruel, touchy in ways that made her uncomfortable. Again, its not like Christina needed friends- she could get by just fine on her own like she's already been doing for most of her life- but the lack of a social life posed a very real, very troublesome issue.

    She was still a virgin.

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    03 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    fuckinggggg peak prose

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    Faith’s hope is if she just sounds South Boston enough, she can get out of this easy. Something about her accent gets these West Coast girlies all weak-kneed no matter how she uses it. It’s a shade of Hot Girl Privilege that Faith didn’t even know she had, before moving here.

    Sadly, not much of a privilege in this case. Tara and Willow are too gay for each other to be seduced by it, too comfy with Faith to be intimidated by it, and Buffy—well, Buffy’s hammered to Hell and she doesn’t kiss girls.

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    11 Apr 2026