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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    Lex has run his mouth about Superman's hidden evil motives one too many times, and he's now been put on a probation period with the following terms: improve his public image—which is now starting to tank LuthorCorp's as well—in the next 12 months, or he'll be removed from his position as LuthorCorp's CEO. After much rage and a couple tantrums, he eventually devises a plan. He will recruit his executive assistant, Clark Kent, as his fake partner in a PR relationship, to distract the media from his Superman-related ramblings. It's completely foolproof, and he's certain it will be a success (as his plans usually are).

    One lie (his secret superhero alter ego, Superman) is fine for Clark to keep up with. Two lies (being Lex Luthor's fake partner) gets tricky. Three lies (hiding the fact that he is Superman from Lex, his fake partner)? Clark is completely over his head.

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    02 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    Lex decides to become a better person by attending therapy, but when the only available session is for couples, he needs to find a pretend-husband.

    Surely, this random bespectacled man will do.

    or

    Clark agrees to be Lex's pretend-husband and attend couples therapy. After all, Superman would do anything to help someone.

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    02 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    “Do you remember Superman?”

    Lex's heart sinks. His palms get clammy, his veins boil, his stomach churns, and his hands clench into fists entirely involuntarily. Who the fuck is Superman? He wants to ask. He wants to know why he feels so extremely strong about – him? He assumes it's hatred. Disgust? Fear? Jealousy? But with how he’s been reacting to things, he wouldn't be surprised if there was a different attachment.

    “No.” Is his only response.
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    Title from "I Might Be Wrong" by Radiohead (Amnesiac album) cause I'm insufferable.

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    03 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    Clark arrives on Lex's doorstep complaining about an ultimatum from his dad. Jonathan Kent is not happy with his son's decision to stay home and go to Kansas State in the fall when he believes Clark should go to Met U, insisting that he can take care of the farm just fine without Clark. He tells Clark to go find a summer job to prove just how self-sufficient the farm is.

    Clark needs a summer job. Lex is all too happy to provide one.

    Meet the Luthor mansion's latest pool boy.

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    11 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 88

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    It’s almost insulting, really, how Clark insists on dropping Conner off at the mansion each Friday, as if Lex isn’t competent enough to pick up their child from school.

    or: lex, admittedly, regrets divorcing clark.

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    06 Oct 2025