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Zanka works at a flower shop and some weirdo wants a bunch of poisonous flowers? And now Zanka is going to his graduation?
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There is no fucking way anyone would subject themselves to being Jabber Wongers boyfriend. At least Rudo certainly doesn't think so. Someone should check in on the poor guy.
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Zanka really likes his job as a barista. The ritual of it all, his coworkers, the cool locals and getting to stare longingly at one particular regular. Although his stupid pick up lines and tattooed hands really shouldn't be making Zanka blush.
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That's Dr Bad Attitude to you by bloobeth
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
20 Feb 2026
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Dr Wonger is really interested in the new archives and special collections librarian. Reeaaal interested.
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GOODBOY by bloobeth
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
31 Jul 2025
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The first time had been a genuine accident. A singular ‘staffie’ after work had become getting a couple drinks which had wound up helping the sister-bar next door close up and having drinks with them. There had been a couple games of pool, and some genius had found the pub quiz mic so there had been 2010 pop punk banger karaoke.
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prompt from jen: where derek never had to work to get a date, he always had someone pursue him or ask him out. but when derek sees stiles, he waits and thinks stiles will stroll up and ask him out. everyone of his past relationships started that way, until stiles doesn’t. and derek is left with the horrifying possibility that he will have to make the first move and dare he think of it, flirt? and attempt small talk. and it turns out, he’s really bad at it. maybe he even tries cosmo tips and calls his sisters, both of whom are like 100% trolling him
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31 May 2026
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Derek looks at him like he’s a complete idiot.
“You’re a complete idiot,” Derek growls.
Good to know Stiles is still well versed in deciphering Derek’s facial expressions.
“Don’t talk to me like that. You don’t get to just act like Mr Alpha badass whenever it suits you, controlling me like I’m sixteen again. I can do what I like, see who I like, fuck whoever...” and Stiles doesn’t get to finish that sentence because he’s being shoved back into the door.
His head bangs softly against it and Derek is far too close to him. Stiles can feel his breath on his face.
Stiles licks his lips nervously and the way Derek’s eyes follow the movement makes him feel exposed. Stiles shudders.
He pokes Derek in the chest.
“Bad wolf. Der, I need... I need some space to get... to get over... just to find where I fit, now I’m back here for good,” Stiles says.
“I know where you goddamn fit,” Derek growls.
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27 May 2026
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The hairs on the back of Stiles’ neck tingle, and he swallows hard against the unmistakable sensation of someone staring at him. He’s tempted to just ignore it, but after a few seconds, his curiosity wins out and he looks up from his phone instead. He doesn’t notice anything right away, flicking his gaze along the people on the other side of the intersection until he suddenly stops and backtracks. It’s a little hard to see, what with the thick drizzle and the cars whizzing between them, but he would recognize that glorious bearded face anywhere, even after six years. Holy shit.
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26 May 2026
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Stiles gets a wrong number call from an old man who can't install his antivirus software. He feels like doing a good deed, so he decides to walk him through it.
Derek is not an old man, just a technologically incompetent twenty-six year old TA who has made enemies of the entire UCLA IT department. The helpful stranger he has just accidentally called is about to become Derek's go-to computer guy.
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26 May 2026
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Little seven-year-old Cora is next in line, peering up at Stiles from where she stands clutching at her big brother's hand.
“Where’s your crown?” she asks in that blunt manner most children seem to possess.
“Cora,” Derek chides, his voice smoothed with fondness.
“I just want to know if he has a pretty crown!”
Stiles crouches down. “I bet it’s not as pretty as yours, Your Highness,” he says, taking her hand and kissing it.
Cora flushes with pride and beams. She tugs on her brother's hand, looking up at him as she extends her other to point at Stiles, finger an inch away from his face. “I want you to marry him."
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Whilst attending the wedding of his best friend, Prince Stiles comes face to face with Prince Derek, a member of the Hale delegation from the north. His father considers Prince Derek a worthy match, but tales of the man's reputation as a bore - not to mention his suspected involvement in an assassination attempt on his own family - feeds Stiles' distrust before they've ever even met.
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18 May 2026