bleakmidwinter
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to anything higher (than to fill the desire) by bleakmidwinter
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 May 2026
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“What’s the reason you’re here then?” He scans Joker from head to toe as Joker starts to adjust his wig and gloves. “And what’s with the, uh…this.”
Joker’s eyes gleam. He pauses what he’s doing.
“You like it?”
Bruce coughs.
“It’s certainly convincing.”
“Mmm.” Joker sounds overjoyed. “Took me some time to perfect it.”
“What can you get by wearing this face that you couldn’t get from crashing in here on a Joker themed wrecking ball?”
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“I didn’t say I minded, uh, sharing a bed with you.” Robby scratches at his beard and tries not to look at Jack. It’s hard because Jack isn’t even looking at the road; he’s smiling sideways at him.
“Don’t worry. I don’t kick.”
“I think the phrase is ‘I don’t bite’.”
Jack’s grin widens.
“That’s the problem. I do bite.”
Robby fears his recovery is going to feel very long.
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The time Jack learns he's Robby's emergency contact through an unexpected appendectomy. -
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“You’re gonna shut up and take it cause, beyond drugs, this is the only thing that’s gonna get you through this next damn hour, alright?” Peter rasps in his ear, pressing hard into his back. To make sure Carter knows he wants to be here and that this isn’t just charity. “Alright?”
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Jack Abbot promised himself he would never date a doctor again, because being diagnosed constantly by the person you're fucking is the worst. Then, life happens, and he ends up in a relationship with his best friend Robby who cannot seem to stop diagnosing him.
Unfortunately, habits tend to be contagious
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“Fuck, this’d be easier naked,” he comments.
He doesn’t mean anything by it.
Robby doesn’t look up from his phone, reading-glasses low on his nose when he—Jack knows enough to know he doesn’t mean anything by this either—responds, “Then get naked.”
Jack hoists a brow at him because, regardless of intention, he gets a great idea.
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It's amazing what you decide you can get away with when you can't see a damn thing.
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04 Jun 2026
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Design Thinking for Everyday Life by lyricl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 May 2026
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"So how humans pick partner?"
"Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”
“Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”
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03 Jun 2026
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Star Thrum by Totallyottie99
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
05 Jun 2026
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Eridians fall in love hard.
Humanity's not ready for just how far they'd go to keep only one of them happy.
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03 Jun 2026
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Grace points at the five tentacles.
“So. Normally these are inside of you. But they have some length to them, if they’re able to reach outside of your body entirely like this. Do…? I mean, has any Eridian tried putting them into another like, Eridian, or…?”
Rocky squeaks, a rush of air from his vents in a short burst. Scandalized.
“Put inside!? No no no. Disgust! Grace think like pervert! No no no.”
“It was an innocent question! Humans put their penises in any hole that can fit! Even stuff that isn’t alive, like, food or—”
Another squeal, this time Rocky stands on three legs. His two limbs used currently for his arms wave erratically.
“Perverted! Perverted! Perverted! Grace disgust! All human species disgust!”
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01 Jun 2026
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listening for patterns in the sound of an endless static sea by This_Will_Be_Our_Year
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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Rocky worries about Grace as they journey back to Erid, trying to keep him as safe and happy as he can. It only makes sense for him to add Grace’s physical pleasure to the list.
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01 Jun 2026