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"I'm not wearing the fucking cowboy hat," Roy says.
Jamie sighs dramatically, like the hat wasn't an obvious negotiation tactic all along. "Fine," he says, fiddling with the settings on his phone before lifting it to aim at Roy. "Whenever you're ready!"
Roy glares into the camera, steeling himself. For love, for charity, and for the blowjobs Jamie and Keeley have sworn up and down they'll each deliver daily throughout the entirety of Rainbow Sparkle Bullshit Month.
"I wish I knew how to fucking quit you."
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- Part 2 of matterverse
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"The ex-boyfriend of my ex-fiance is my partner in crime."
A story featuring a ragtag team of morons, bickering enemies that can't agree on anything, a heist that surely won't end well and a connection that neither Harry or Draco can deny.
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- English
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- 10/10
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31 Oct 2025
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The Unexpected (and Headache-Inducing) Time Travel of Rose Potter by Cece_Says
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jun 2020
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- 244,135
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13 Sep 2021
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12 Sep 2021
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This story is a conglomeration of some of the more infamous Harry Potter tropes, including but not limited to: time travel, soulmates, Slytherin! Harry Potter, and creature inheritances.
Important note: The story is considered 'crack taken seriously". So, while it has plenty of jokes, it also deals with some very serious themes. For that reason, please be mindful of the tags; they are not lying to you.
Detailed Content Warning: detailed gore, detailed depictions of cannibalism, mental torture, physical torture, graphic descriptions of torture, mentions/depictions of PTSD, traumatic experiences in general, sexual encounters (between adults), mental deterioration/slow onset of insanity, less slow onset of insanity, implied pedophilic character (VERY implied, not at all overt), body horror, descriptions/experiences of (/the effects of)starvation, panic attacks, murder, detailed descriptions of murder, abuse(?), detailed descriptions of medical amputations, burns, descriptions of 4th-degree burns, disembowelment, skin suits, body mutilation, physical and mental child abuse, off-screen verbal assault of a minor, self-harm and depictions of eating disorders
- Words:
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Bookmarked by blackmooon
12 Sep 2021