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  1. Public Bookmark 85

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    “The flu ?” He asks incredulously, nearly pushing the Maitlands over in order to get closer to Lydia. “What the fuck , how did she get the flu?”

    “Probably from school, it is flu season after all,” Adam says, giving Beetlejuice a strange look.

    “Shit, shit!” Beetlejuice says, pulling at his hair, which is flickering between red and purple at an impressive rate. “I’m going to burn down that fucking school!” He shouts. Barbara shoots him a withering glare and shushes him, gesturing to Lydia, who began making small noises of discomfort when Beetlejuice began shouting. He stares at her for a few seconds. She looks tiny in her overlarge pajamas, hair plastered to her forehead with sweat. She looks young in a way Beetlejuice often forgets she is. It isn't exactly like he spends a lot of time with teenagers. Most people he had known when he was alive died by the time they reached sixteen.

     

    Lydia is fifteen.

    Or, when Lydia comes down with a bad case of the flu, Beetlejuice is reminded of how sickness ravaged children when he was alive. He hasn't exactly been kept up to date on modern medicine, so he assumes the worst.

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    03 Jun 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Sometimes, misunderstandings end in a disaster. Other times, misunderstandings could lead to something great that no one else expected-as long as you take the right way.

    The night before, Alex accidentally heard Magnus talking to Halfborn, and took it in a way that was pretty much the opposite of what Magnus was really saying. Still, even the worst accidents can lead to something much better, and all it took was a vague lump of pottery, a couple of “I’m sorries,” and a few laughs at Magnus’s expense.

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    31 May 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Lydia works on a personal project. She gets some unexpected company. How it works out exceeds her (admittedly low) expectations.

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    30 May 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    Lydia personally thought if Beetlejuice was going to be turned back into a ghost, then she should be the one to do it as the one who had been closest to him. Which is how she had thought of it, ‘turning him back into a ghost.’ But the longer she stood there, watching him practically hyperventilating and subdued by her father, the more it was worming into her brain that the true phrase should probably be ‘murdering Beetlejuice.’

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    30 May 2026

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    In negotiations, you always start out asking for more than what you want. That’s why Beetlejuice asked for Charles’ firstborn - he didn’t really want the man’s teenage daughter, just the bargaining chip. But apparently he overvalued the kid.

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    29 May 2026

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