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Badlands by Ghostbitsforkicks
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Sep 2024
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“This is my roommate, Gideon. She has a filthy mouth, and she wears only as many clothes as is strictly necessary, but please know that she is very dear to me.”
There was a joke in there that Gideon wanted desperately to explore, but she was struggling to decide if she wanted to yell or run away. She settled on the third option: neither.
“Nah, fuck that,” she growled, pointing the spatula like a sword at the tiny, emo interloper.
“Get that snitching-ass gremlin the fuck outta here.”
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A paramedic and a surgeon walk into a Boston hospital, and things go downhill from there.
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31 May 2026
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a couple lucky bounces by rodentsized
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 May 2026
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Gideon Nav is the defensewoman New York needed, although she prefers defensebutch, thanks. Six feet of absolute dynamite on the ice, with a weapons-grade slapper and smothering shutdown play. And she's finally free, a year ahead of you-know-who in the draft. Her sophomore season is everything she could have asked for.
Then they play the new expansion team in Denver, and who else but four-foot-nothing Harrowhark Nonagesimus lays the highlight reel hit of the year on her at the blue line.
Gideon wants payback, and soon.
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20 May 2026
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undisclosed desires by goodmorningnona for sapphicichiyo
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Mar 2024
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You may be a sinner, but your innocence is mine.
Gideon is Harrow's gym trainer. Harrow is a hot mess.
"Harrow was mad, and mad fucking hot. Her room was a small explosion of goth-ass clothes. She talked like a book, apparently unless you were fucking. She was probably half-dead and somehow managing to cling to life enough to go to the gym successfully a singular time. She smoked, but she didn’t. She worked with dead shit. Gideon could’ve learned everything about Harrow and still not understood a damn thing about her. And yet, here she was, Harrow carefully undoing her bra clasps, sucking her nipples and leaving a gentle bite on each one; then falling to Harrow’s unmade bed, and then Harrow, mounting her face."
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10 May 2026
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Not Quite Shining by senseoftheday
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Aug 2023
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In less than a week, Gideon would be surrounded at any moment by goggling children and fawning women, and their interactions would consist of Gideon winking at Harrow from over the heads of her entourage as she took endless selfies. It was excruciating to watch, but at the moment, felt preferable to watching Gideon awkwardly scratch her head and ask “How’s stall set-up going?” as if it would ever be possible for the two of them to have a normal conversation.
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It’s Harrow’s last year selling bone jewelry at the Dominicus Renaissance Faire before she finishes her PhD. Which means one last summer putting up with Sir Gideon, the obnoxious knight that’s been a thorn in Harrow’s side for the past three years. Except, Harrow made out with her at last year’s end of season party, and things have only gotten more complicated since then.
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- Part 1 of some kind of chivalry kink
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24 Mar 2026
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the longer I wait the harder I'm gonna fall by unwindmyself
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 Jul 2023
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A relatively minor misunderstanding leads to some minor revelations. Or, Gideon and Harrow fuck about their feelings.
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22 Feb 2026