bisexualsolidsnake
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Wilson could not believe he was doing this.
It had taken him two failed marriages and a bunch of other failed relationships to get to this point. This point being the one where he realised that maybe he was the problem.Thus, here he was, just past eleven on a Saturday night with an empty bottle of wine on his coffee table, calling this number that had just flashed across his TV screen.
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An alternative ending to Chapter 8 of Melt With You.
Hal and Dave gently bicker over a mixtape for their roadtrip to a new safehouse. Sex (and a drastic change in relationship dynamics) ensue.
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A nerd pining over his best friend (2005 colourised)
Post-MGS1, covering early Philanthropy era up until the Tanker Incident. Basically just more Otasune pining fic because this fandom can never have enough.
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Day 6: Sunrise
Sunrise was always bittersweet for them.
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- Part 6 of NatM Week 2023
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Day 5: Missing Scene
Jedediah needs to talk to Octavius after the hourglass incident. Octavius is hiding in Larry's other pocket.
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- Part 5 of NatM Week 2023
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Fics I wrote for NatM week 2023 :)
https://archiveofourown.org/collections/NATM_Week_2023
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Bookmarked by nakedsnakehours (bisexualsolidsnake)
05 Jun 2026
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Wilson stays with House after his marriage falls apart. But can you guess what happens next? There’s only one bed!!!
Bookmarked by nakedsnakehours (bisexualsolidsnake)
04 Jun 2026
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Really? During a mission? by khazadspoon
Fandoms: Metal Gear, Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater
23 Jul 2023
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Para-Medic glanced down at the guide and swallowed. “Uh…” she felt her skin heat.
“Para-Medic?”
“The next suggestion is, um,” she paused, smoothed down the non-existent creases in her blouse.
“C’mon, it can’t be that bad,” Snake said, a smile in his voice.
“Masturbating.”——
Snake can’t sleep, Para-Medic consults the guide. All hail the guide.Bookmarked by nakedsnakehours (bisexualsolidsnake)
02 Jun 2026
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Kaz lasts fifteen days before trying his luck, swaggering up after hours on base, one hand adjusting his scarf, the other holding a beer. “Want a drink?"
(there are no birds to watch on mother base, so cécile studies kaz instead)
Bookmarked by nakedsnakehours (bisexualsolidsnake)
02 Jun 2026
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In Wilson’s hand is a pink box, dented slightly in Wilson’s large, unforgiving grip on the sleek cardboard. “Wipe that stupid look off your face! You had lingerie sent to my office?!” he demands, shaking the box out in front of him as if House hadn’t seen the obnoxiously bright item already.
“Had to make sure you got it. And I was half hoping you’d decide to try it on right then and there. That’d be way sexier than whatever you’re doing right now,” House deadpans over the back of the couch.
Bookmarked by nakedsnakehours (bisexualsolidsnake)
27 May 2026