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“You know, I’m surprised you never got married yourself,” Kakashi remarked, continuing on at the same pace, despite Iruka’s best drunken efforts to hurry him along. “I figured you were the kind of guy to settle down in a little house with a wife and two kids.”
Iruka stopped abruptly and glared at Kakashi. “What part of our relationship ever gave you that idea?”
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The Altruism of Cultivators by biancaboop for Ilthit
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2025
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Wandering cultivator Shen Yuan provides his services to a young man in need.
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kiss it, bite it, can I fit it? by biancaboop, Lohikäärme (Myxinidae) for biancaboop
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Dec 2025
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Shen Yuan accidentally opens her roommate's package, only to find that Binghe- her sweet, innocent roommate Binghe!- has ordered the largest dildo Shen Yuan has ever seen. Naturally, Shen Yuan has questions...
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Iruka has a spur-of-the-moment one night stand with a beautiful kunoichi named Sukea. It should have been a fleeting connection, but Iruka can't help but be greedy for more.
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Kakashi teaches Team 7 an important ninja lesson: how to cook a nutritious and tasty meal.
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Iruka Umino is a beta like the vast majority of Konoha. It makes him a better teacher, a better shinobi, a better friend.
Especially when his perpetually-unhormonal alpha friend Kakashi Hatake suddenly returns from a mission, heavily wounded and in heat.
So Iruka offers himself to Kakashi as an omega replacement.
(As flailinginlove once wrote: A/B/O dynamics but without mpreg, dub-con, and rivers of gushing fluids, also trying to avoid overly stereotyped gender roles.)
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03 Jun 2026
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Once they come of age, omegas in Konoha are expected to being courting and find a mate - or one would be found for them. Konoha needed more ninja, after all!
Iruka searches for a way around it, and finds himself a target. An alpha out of the village frequently, who doesn't seem interested in courting, but who needs to so the Council will leave him alone.
There are worse ways to start a love story.
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01 Jun 2026
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Kakashi only wanted a quiet place to nap between missions. Instead, he accidentally gets adopted by the Academy staff, dragged into teacher gossip, and fed by Iruka with alarming regularity.
Somewhere between rooftop tea and late-night visits, Iruka realizes Kakashi has become part of his everyday life so naturally that the thought of losing him feels wrong.
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30 May 2026
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Iruka expected a peaceful birthday.
Instead, he gets dragged into a mandatory village meeting.
This is officially the worst birthday of his life.
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29 May 2026
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After the invasion and the death of the Sandaime, Iruka is left behind in Konoha to pick up the pieces as Naruto leaves for his special training. It's a lonely time, and it's a tough one. Everyone is struggling, from his littlest students to his shinobi friends, and Iruka is no different—the days pass in a haze of work, rebuilding, and comforting those around him.
Then something absurd happens. When an ANBU crawls through the window of Iruka's classroom after hours, half feral and positively begging to fuck him like a hound might beg for food scraps, Iruka surprises himself.
He says yes.
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27 May 2026