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    “Fuck, that’s good. You feel so good,” Shane moans above him.

    He pulls him down again, and this time he holds him there, his hands firm on Ilya’s head. Instinctively, Ilya fights it, his throat spasming around the intrusion, and he tries to pull off, but Shane holds him there.

    “Ah, ah. No. That’s not how you say it’s too much. You tap my leg, remember?”

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    Immediate sequel to 'I Keep Telling Myself, I'm not the Desperate Type'
    Stoner frat boy Ilya x cool, jock Shane

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Shane has been trying to figure out how to ask Ilya to stop using condoms. He finally works up the courage the night Boston eliminates Montreal from the playoffs.

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    04 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    After Shane abruptly leaves Ilya's apartment, Ilya is left feeling confused and sad, which turns to anger as he learns of Shane's new love interest Rose Landry. A chance encounter with an Uber driver introduces Ilya to new language for everything he's been feeling in the form of Lemonade, an album by Beyonce.

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    24 May 2026

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    Ilya posts a casual video of himself covered in a necklace of hickeys given to him by his beautiful, freaky boyfriend. In an unfortunate turn of events, girls all over the world join forces to share the details and video evidence of their own sexual exploits with Russia’s pass-around party boy. Shane is not at all consumed by jealousy and absolutely does not fall into a spiral of competitive obsession over these events.

    Or, 5 times Shane tries to be as good as every girl that Ilya’s ever been with, + 1 time Ilya shows him that he has always been better.

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    19 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    “Um, what's this?” Stevie asked, still looking at the contents of the box she'd gotten from Edith’s closet.

    “What's what, gorgeous?” Edith asked casually, leaning back from where she was rummaging through another box to look. She didn't seem fazed at the contents of the box. If anything, her face lit up as she reached out to grab the cherry red long object.
    “Oh, I've been looking for this!”

    “What is it?” Stevie asked again, eyeing the object like Edith was holding some sort of dangerous animal instead of a long, double-ended phallic object. Edith seemed amused.

    “My double dildo?”

    Stevie made a sound, like a mouse squeaking.

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    05 May 2026