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“let me make something very clear to you now, so you don’t run into any confusion later; we will not be becoming friends again just because we go to the same school,” she insisted as she scowled at him.
his dark eyes slowly drifted over the girl’s body. he spent an obscene amount of time focusing on her mouth before meeting her widened eyes. she stared back at him, flustered by the way he had just blatantly checked her out. suddenly, she felt in need of a cold shower.
“then it’s a good thing i have no intention of being just friends with you,” he murmured.
college!marcusbaker x fem!oc
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in which sweet pea and his best friend still have heart eyes for each other and are still idiots
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- Part 2 of Ride or Die
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in which sweet pea and his best friend are both oblivious idiots who have heart eyes for each other
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- Part 1 of Ride or Die
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Trying to Forget Everything That Isn't You by OrYouCouldHaveMine
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Mar 2026
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“Fuck, that’s good. You feel so good,” Shane moans above him.
He pulls him down again, and this time he holds him there, his hands firm on Ilya’s head. Instinctively, Ilya fights it, his throat spasming around the intrusion, and he tries to pull off, but Shane holds him there.
“Ah, ah. No. That’s not how you say it’s too much. You tap my leg, remember?”
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Immediate sequel to 'I Keep Telling Myself, I'm not the Desperate Type'
Stoner frat boy Ilya x cool, jock ShaneSeries
- Part 2 of Stoner Ilya
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08 Jun 2026
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Shane has been trying to figure out how to ask Ilya to stop using condoms. He finally works up the courage the night Boston eliminates Montreal from the playoffs.
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04 Jun 2026
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After Shane abruptly leaves Ilya's apartment, Ilya is left feeling confused and sad, which turns to anger as he learns of Shane's new love interest Rose Landry. A chance encounter with an Uber driver introduces Ilya to new language for everything he's been feeling in the form of Lemonade, an album by Beyonce.
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24 May 2026
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the fuckboy passport by lipstickliterature
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 May 2026
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Ilya posts a casual video of himself covered in a necklace of hickeys given to him by his beautiful, freaky boyfriend. In an unfortunate turn of events, girls all over the world join forces to share the details and video evidence of their own sexual exploits with Russia’s pass-around party boy. Shane is not at all consumed by jealousy and absolutely does not fall into a spiral of competitive obsession over these events.
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Or, 5 times Shane tries to be as good as every girl that Ilya’s ever been with, + 1 time Ilya shows him that he has always been better.
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19 May 2026
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“Um, what's this?” Stevie asked, still looking at the contents of the box she'd gotten from Edith’s closet.
“What's what, gorgeous?” Edith asked casually, leaning back from where she was rummaging through another box to look. She didn't seem fazed at the contents of the box. If anything, her face lit up as she reached out to grab the cherry red long object.
“Oh, I've been looking for this!”“What is it?” Stevie asked again, eyeing the object like Edith was holding some sort of dangerous animal instead of a long, double-ended phallic object. Edith seemed amused.
“My double dildo?”
Stevie made a sound, like a mouse squeaking.
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05 May 2026