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Peace Was Never an Option by sincerelyamee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Jun 2026
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You’ve survived wars, plagues, revolutions, and at least three attempted exorcisms by some of history’s most famous sorcerers.
You’ve outlasted empires, mastered a dozen languages (including two that are now dead), and made a habit of slapping Kenjaku across time and space every century or so.
And yet, somehow, the single greatest threat to your peace and productivity is one insufferably loud man with silver hair, a bottomless well of confidence, and the most inconveniently beautiful blue eyes you’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing.
You are a nine-tailed fox spirit, a scholar, a legend. All you want is to finish your damn research in peace.
Instead, you get Gojo Satoru.
He breezes in uninvited, steals your favorite seat at the café, and no matter how many times you banish him—with varying degrees of arcane force—he just keeps coming back.
Immortality is a long time to suffer through this kind of nonsense.
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Imposter Syndrome by sadisticstarlight
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Jun 2026
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.꩜₊‧˚.࿔꩜ඞ꩜࿔.˚‧₊꩜.
You stripped off your clothes, throwing the shirt Mr. Gojo had given you into the very back of your closet in hopes that you never saw it again. You collapsed into your computer chair, spinning around a few times and settling in to play something mind-numbing before you could start thinking too hard about the consequences of your day.The notification from Toru was almost instant.
666torumon: how did ur first day go??
you: It was horrible! My new boss is a total ass and I’ve already managed to piss him off.
666torumon: im not surprised :3
666torumon: ur very talented at that
you: Shut up! I really kept messing it up all day. I’m probably gonna get fired, have a little sympathy.
666torumon: oh damn
666torumon: wanna vent about it? i just got home, we can hop on vc
you: You know, I do love venting…ඞ
.꩜₊‧˚.࿔꩜ඞ꩜࿔.˚‧₊꩜.
You are a new intern at a prominent tech company. Unfortunately, due to a horrific twist of fate, you're already struggling to make good impressions on the right people. Luckily, even if your boss, Mr. Gojo, absolutely hates you, there's always the promise of respite in your online best friend, Toru.Bookmarked by batteryrat
09 Jun 2026
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welcome back the wolf by toxiicwhiite. mfw a handsome man with white hair abuses his power as an authority figure to methodically desensitize and tear down his subordinate reader-insert's defenses, piece by piece. makes me feel sick to my stomach. peak shit keep it up
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A creator Twitch Counter-Strike tournament, 200 gifted subs on the line, and one very pretty streamer who keeps peeking you like he misses you!
Bookmarked by batteryrat
30 May 2026
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quite frankly one of the best reader-insert characters and reader-insert fics ive ever read. gojo is here but it aint about him pixelmoth pleasr
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How Haru Urara Beat the King of Curses (It's Dirt) by A_Lovely_Night_Sky for MightBeKaia
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
18 Mar 2026
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Haru Urara gets lost in Shibuya, calls Sukuna a loser, and beats him up because she's really good at dirt.
Mahoraga could adapt to anything. Unlimited Void. Malevolent Shrine. Anything really given a few hits.
It does not adapt to being on dirt."You just one-shot Mahoraga with dirt logic! That thing gave Gojo trouble and you just—!"
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- Part 5 of Crack Fic
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28 May 2026
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for want of jared, nineteen by Schistosity
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
27 May 2020
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“Can you read?”
Sothis tumbled to the floor, grabbing at Byleth’s coat with tight fists. We have been had, child! Code yellow! Swerve! Swerve!
The words fell from Byleth’s lips without hesitation.
“I don’t know. Can you write?”~
Byleth can’t read, Sothis can, and the Garreg Mach student body tries to see how far their newest professor is willing to push her luck.
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22 May 2026