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A joke centering Sanji and Zoro emerges amongst the Sunny's crew. It's annoying, sure, but it's not like it really means anything.
Turns out, it might just give them that final push—with a little help from their crewmates, of course.
(Thus ensues a lot of beating around the bush.)
》Premise inspired by this post, with a few adjustments of my own.
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12 Jun 2026
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I know who I am when I'm alone (I'm something else when I see you) by Veto_power_over_clocks for Saniae
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
04 Jan 2026
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Zoro had a soulmate. This meant both everything and nothing.
Now he had to make Sanji understand that.
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29 May 2026
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How did he get here?
It’s too good to be true. Sanji reaches to pinch himself, something he’s been told will wake you up from a dream, and then he finally notices the biggest change.
He is not Sanji anymore.
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Motivated by the utter despair of being alone, eight year old Sanji casts a spell he doesn't understand, resulting in him and Zoro swapping places.
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13 May 2026
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Don't You Dare Thank me for These Brownies by Dandy_Zombie for ssuppositiouss
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
24 Dec 2025
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Zoro has taken a temporary leave of absence from the Straw Hat's mercenary guild to train under the great Lord Mihawk. He arrives in the new kingdom to find his temporary home is already occupied.
Secret Santa Zosan 2025!
Merry Christmas ssuppositiouss!
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16 Apr 2026
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“Well, it’s not Nami, obviously,” Sanji reasons out loud. “You two are like siblings. And as lovely as Robin-chan is, she cannot possibly be your type.” Zoro had phrased it in a way hinting at unrequited love, which means Hiyori’s out too – that woman was practically throwing herself at him every time they were in the same room. “Oh, what was that pink-haired darling’s name? Perona, no? She–”
“Cook,” Zoro deadpans, eye narrowed. “If you want to guess sometime this century, you need to stop listing women.”
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In which Sanji gets captured by pirate hunters, Zoro is in the right place at the right time, and one thing leads to another. You know how it is.
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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In the barely legible scrawl that he recognized as belonging to their captain, marred by a couple of ink stains, were the words, Good for 1 Free Snack (from Sanji).
“Eh?” Sanji’s brows furrowed as he read it over again just to make sure he was reading it right, “What the shit does this mean?”
“It is what it says,” Zoro’s grin sharpened, “It's good for one free snack from you.”
Sanji scoffed, “Oh so now I'm at your beck and call because of some shitty paper?”
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17 Mar 2026
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“Now, for our swordsman…” Sanji sighs. “Where do I even start?”
“Look, I already talked to Roronoa.” Franky cocks his head and flips back a few pages in his notebook. “He just wanted a rack for his swords and a booze stash.”
Sanji chews around the filter of his cigarette. “Franky how big is this ship gonna be?”
“Picture a galleon.”
“Shit,” Sanji leans over to peer at the notebook. “How much room do you have on that page? Okay good- So first and foremost I need you to put down that Zoro is a dumbass.”
“...Right.”☀︎☀︎☀︎
Franky attempts to gather some suggestions from the Thousand Sunny's future inhabitants | ZoSan
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12 Mar 2026
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Where the lightbulb was only flickering before, it shoots on completely as Sanji makes the final connection in his brain. The curly eyebrow. The blond hair covering one eye. The cigarettes. The fact that Luffy literally called this man Sanji.
This…. is him?!
As if sensing the foreboding crisis about to drown Sanji whole the man, no, the older version of himself, laughs. “Ah, it seems I’m in a time where you haven’t made…” He tosses his hair artfully over his shoulder, “…. the Discovery, yet.”
Sanji balks. What the hell does THAT mean?
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In an unfortunate sequence of events, an older Sanji is sent to an alternate timeline by a devil fruit user, which causes its younger Sanji to make some certain realizations about himself.
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26 Feb 2026
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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take so be like Sogeking and always shoot your shot by Hijikyra
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
17 Sep 2025
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“Oi shitty-cook! I bet I can defeat more marines than you!”
“Oh you’re on, shitty swordsman,” he says, pulling out another cigarette and taking a hurried drag before continuing. “And what will your punishment be when you inevitably lose?” he quips, eyes glimmering with humor at Zoro’s answering scowl.
“I don’t know,” Zoro shrugs, “Thought I could be your errand boy for the next three islands or something.”
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Zoro keeps challenging Sanji to bets and Sanji can't figure out his endgame.
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29 Jan 2026
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It’s so quiet in the war room that you could hear a pin drop. Not a single person dares to say a word - not even the favored princes - and all eyes remain fixed on the head of the table, where a large figure sits hunched over in its chair, clutching the latest newsreel between two massive fists.
Having been forewarned of some of the contents of said newsreel, Sanji does his best to keep anything from showing on his face, to maintain his expression in an implacable facade. He thinks he largely succeeds in controlling himself outwardly, but inwardly his gut is churning with emotion.
The newsreel twitches, and the five people not holding the paper sit up a little straighter in their seats, each of them bracing for impact without actually meaning to as slowly, oh so slowly, the paper is lowered down until it’s resting flat on the table.
“Well,” Judge says, his mouth working like he wants to spit. “This is certainly an … unexpected development.”
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15 Jan 2026
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Zoro took a breath, sharp and fast like it hurt. “I like you.”
Sanji froze. “…Sorry, what now.”Bookmarked by baahsu
07 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
So cute and fun!!
Love how sanji was freaking out the whole time while zoro was completely unfazed, solidly taking everything and basically going "this is one of the reasons why I fell for you" 😍
The end was adorable too!! Sanji admitting in a roundabout way that he's uncertain and afraid and zoro not backing down, taking it in stride, because he's used to sanji's ways, and confidently doubling down in saying they need to try and find out
And I also love their bickering, it was amazing!! So fast paced and in character and witty! I loved every line of it!
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Four days since the end of the world and life is shockingly great. Luffy is King of Pirates, they've made land on the once mythical All Blue, and, oh yeah, Zoro’s the World's Strongest Swordsman. Life couldn't possibly get any more perfect.
Or well, it could. But Zoro was no fool. So he'll take what he can get.
Enter: One Charlotte Pudding.
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23 Dec 2025
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The Idiot's Guide to Meeting Your Mate by PeaceSignDisasterBi
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
20 May 2024
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So, you keep meeting your mate at glory holes: An Idiot's Guide to Meeting Your Mate.
OR: Sanji decides to use a glory hole to satisfy the last vestiges of his heat, which steamrolls into a whole thing. To be honest, he never thought about having a whole outing conversation about being a male omega on the ship. It never came up, sure, but it's not like he made a concerted effort to hide it! Enough of their enemies and Marines had made enough jabs at him that Sanji just... assumed they all knew and didn't care.
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23 Dec 2025
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Getting a better look, Sanji realized it was, unmistakably, Zoro. Or, three Zoros. He had his black bandana on, and so did the heads to the left and right of him. Zoro’s shirt was off, sweat glistening on his chest and accentuating the new limbs that had sprouted on either side of his torso. Six in total, all of which were holding a sword. The sight was something beyond Sanji’s wildest imagination, and even his most disgusting fantasies. He had heard Zoro talk about this technique only once before, and it had burned itself into Sanji’s memory. Zoro’s Asura form.
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26 Nov 2025
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After Sanji promised to make him a private tasting menu, Zoro has been absolutely starved, both for Sanji’s food and the cook himself.
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28 Oct 2025
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Sanji can't stop blurting his feelings to Zoro. . . but it's because it's a love-at-first-sight Devil Fruit. They're not his actual feelings. Of course not.
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22 Oct 2025
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"I Wanna Find Out What He's Always Slurping On..." by Poppy_Galaxy
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
12 May 2025
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Now, Zoro had two options here. Call this off because he clearly doesn't want to make a straight guy do something he'd regret later.
Or two, he goes through with it and gives Sanji an even worse oral fixation.
Sanji sucks Zoro's dick. What else is there to say?
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18 Oct 2025
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The blond picks up the two-and-a-half foot pole and jabs. “How is it?” And maybe Zoro’s less of a tiger, more of a skittish housecat, because he lies straight through his teeth with a bowed back when he mumbles, “It’s alright.”
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Zoro thinks food is just food, and Sanji's not having it.Bookmarked by baahsu
16 Oct 2025
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Zoro took hold of his swords, sliding from their usual home and setting them aside before he leaned back on a hand, a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth. “I think I get it.”
Sanji’s lips pulled down into a deep frown, shaking his head. “No. You don’t. Now leave.”
“Oh, I do.” Zoro’s smile grew, reaching into the water with his other hand, his fingers gently cutting through the water, not touching Sanji but close enough. “You were already jerking off before I came in? And I “ruined it” when I came in. Wrecked your little orgasm, did I?”
tdlr; zoro walks in and ruined sanji's 'alone time' so he decides to help him out to make up for it.. sort of
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- Part 9 of Kinktober 2025: OP Edition
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10 Oct 2025