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Hero's Journey by Goldenrayofsunshine
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Mar 2021
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Phil pours water into his instant ramen cup and slides it into the microwave. Two minutes later, he pops the door open with a ding.
“The victorious warrior prepares a feast of forty oxen,” comes a small voice from behind him, and Phil jumps out of his skin and splashes boiling water on his hands.
“How the fuck did you get into my house?” The little piglin stands in the middle of his kitchen, tracking red dust into the tile.
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Twenty-something trying to get his life together and the echolalic hell-piglet that thinks he's the best, greatest, bravest man in the whole world.
My twist on "Philza rescues baby Techno from the nether."
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25 Jun 2026
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Malicious Marriage Compliance by KryOnBlocks (Kryon) for antimony_medusa
Fandoms: SMPEarth
11 Oct 2023
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“So… If two leaders of separate planets are married… they can continue to trade between them if they get hit by the trade ban…”
“I mean,” Phil shrugged, “That’s the gist of it, yeah.”
Techno nodded absently, leaning forward in his desk, elbows resting on the wood and head setting over his hands.
“Tell me, Phil,” Techno says, “How do you feel about getting married?”
After the Saint-Malo trials, the Antarctic Empire is disbanded. Techno and Phil are left unable to trade between their planets as punishment, however, Techno may have an idea as to how to solve this problem.
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24 Jun 2026
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There was another pulse of white light, and eight Phils appeared on the dias next to him, armour and weapons missing.
“Uh,” the wizard said, staring at them. The Phils stared back. At the front of the dais, one of the figures started examining his hands, flexing taloned fingers at himself.
“That is to say!” Dante recovered, throwing an arm out in the direction of the figures and glaring at Techno. “My cunning trap has copied your pathetic little friend eight times! Which of these identical copies is your puny lackey? Choose wisely, because the others will be disintegrated!”
Okay, new challenge.
Or: Techno & Phil via an evil wizard.
Day Four: Scars
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- Part 4 of Techno + Phil Week
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24 Jun 2026
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In Which Beleagured Mafia Member Technoblade Attempts To Do Paperwork, Deal With His Coworkers Skeppy And Bad And Co, And Now He Has To Talk To The Strange Blond Prisoner He's Suddenly In Charge Of, Why Does This Always Happen To Him He Is A Good Person—Wait, Okay, He Is Not A Good Person At All But He Pays His Taxes (Tax Fraud Is How They Get You) Hopefully This Man Will Be Cowed Into Silence Oh No That's Not Gonna Happen Is It Oh No.
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- Part 3 of Challenge Works
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Bookmarked by azixcel
24 Jun 2026
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Time: 19:00 PST Thursday
Channel: #mod-chatTechnoblade: alright, writer signups close in two hours, everyone ready to go? phil, you’ve been getting the pitches as they come in, tubbo you said the matching machine was good, discord’s been pretty chill—we’re good?
Nihachu: Someone just submitted a seven-fandom crossover and the spreadsheet broke I think.
Technoblade: that’s fine. let me look. okay that’s a ticket.
Tommyinnit: GUESS WHO”S GETTING FUCKING ✨ EVACUATED ✨
Ranboo: was the caps lock necessary?
Or: Technoblade and mod team run matching weekend for their big bang, and everything goes So Smoothly don't even worry about it.
Bookmarked by azixcel
24 Jun 2026