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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    Waterboy is not a pervert and Waterboy does not have a crush on his boss-co-worker-superior who is also, coincidentally, his idol and long-time crush, Mecha Man. Which is why Waterboy definitely did not pay to jerk off to a super with voice powers pretending to be Mecha Man.

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    Waterboy’s perverseness and his post-nut clarity (read as guilt)

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    16 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    In true Z-team tradition, they bet on who they think their new dispatcher will end up fucking.

    Sonar is determined that it will be him.

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    12 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    The entire Z team wakes up unknowing of their surroundings, with no memory of how they got there. When Robert is taken to an interrogation room, he finds his team trapped behind the glass, except Herm. One failed genetic experiment to attempt to turn Herm into a hybrid later, Herm is thrown into the room with Robert, in chains and a muzzle, not processing a thing except for the hindbrain animal instincts urging him to maul, claim, bite.

    It’s up to Robert to take care of his partner and try to bring him back, even if it means letting Herm take what he wants in front of the Z team.

    Established relationship Watermech.

    /

    Alternative summary:
    *Waterboy giving Robert backshots*
    Robert: mgh.. w-wait.. Not in front of the Z team!
    Herm: “shhh, its okay, let em watch... 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐦 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞...”

    (Yes im serious) (Yes I started punching the air when i realized this copy pasta meme is essentially what this fic is about)

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    11 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    When Robert was fighting a villain a few years ago something happened to him that made him...blood thirsty.

    In a very literal sense.

    Poor unsuspecting Herman comes to check on him one night after he left sick from the office and gets caught up in a very dangerous situation. A situation that he definitely doesn't mind.

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    Herman Becomes Roberts personal blood bag, with benefits.

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    11 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 82

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    *title song by AJJ*

    Fuck it.

    His knees hitting the ground between lanky limbs before prying eyes begin to turn.

    His hand gripping that stupid wetsuit tight, holding him like it'll steady the nerves.

    Leans for the side of his face, a quick peck to get them to shut up.

    A parted mouth chasing after his.

    Fuck.

    Waterboy turned his head. Their lips fully locked.

    He pulls back, hand still clutching onto him. Wipes his face with his dry hand like it'll erase the shame.

    Silence

    Followed by laughter

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    OR the slowburn angsty chaos this fandom deserves.

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    11 Mar 2026