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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    20 Jun 2026

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    So cute and sweet

  2. Public Bookmark 71

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    Yuna and David Hollander raised a perfect son, a born star. But even stars are lonely up in the sky. They've always been worried, Shane tends to have tunnel vision, and a discipline that always isolated him.
    Then came Ilya, the menace, Russian playboy, grade A asshole. It took exactly a week for the family of three to become a family of four. The corridors in the house had new column of photos, dining room lined with new frames, an extra cupboard filled with new clothes.

    Yet, the reality didn't change. Despite the reputation, Ilya was as isolated as Shane was. Or so Yuna thought until her door bell started ringing again and again and again and the entirety of Boston and Ottawa roster shows up at her door to plan the wedding....

    May God give her patience because if she gets the strength she'll kill the 20 or so adults crowding her living room like a bunch of ducklings looking up at her as their mother duck.

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    20 Jun 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 51

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    “What’s the matter? You do not like sunshine weather?” Ilya asks, partially chirping, partially genuinely curious.

    “Dude, it’s fucking Florida,” Connors snorts derisively.

    “Fuck Florida, it’s Tampa,” St Simon adds with an eye roll.

    Ilya's pretty sure he's missed something.

     

    OR:

    Ilya Rozanov's accumulated knowledge regarding each and every one of the 50 US states.

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    19 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    "As a player Ilya was fast and often reckless and sometimes aggressive, chirping and taunting anyone who got in his way, skirting the rules shamelessly and using his lethal charm to get his way.

    As a driver Ilya was fast and often reckless and sometimes aggressive, chirping and taunting anyone who got in his way, skirting the rules shamelessly and using his lethal charm to get his way.

    And Shane was actively contemplating murder."

    or: After the cottage Shane is finally allowed to see Ilya in the real world. They are friends and they have the charity. They are in love. Everything is even more wonderful that Shane could ever have imagined.
    Except that now he has to get into a car together with Ilya. And Ilya is driving.
    Nothing has prepared Shane for what lies ahead

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    19 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    What begins as a sweet nickname quickly becomes a Russian language crisis involving affectionate suffixes, grammatical gender, tomato-based endearments, and an increasingly alarmed Shane trying to figure out the rules before Ilya can invent three more.

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    18 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    DELIGHTFUL mini vocab lesson