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    Shane experiences a time loop. Ilya experiences that same time loop. Ilya then, months later, goes through his own loop.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    “Adventurous,” Ilya said, smiling sharply.
    “Shut up.”
    “This is unlike you.”
    “Shut up.”
    Ilya did, pulling open the sealed cardboard slots instead and upturning the box over his palm, not all that careful considering its contents were glass, letting the bottle fall into his hand.
    “Shit, Rozanov,” Shane said, exasperated. “I was going to return it.”
    “Oh, no, you will go broke now?" Ilya popped the cap off the perfume and sprayed it at Shane.

    Shane Hollander finds a hobby.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    EMERGENCY MEETING AT MY PLACE AT 7:00 TONIGHT
    CANCEL ALL OF YOUR PLANS
    I HAVE DEFINITIVE, INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE THAT ILYA ROZANOV AND SHANE HOLLANDER ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP
    I’M SERIOUS. I HAVE A POWERPOINT.
    I’m making sangria. Someone bring guac.
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    Three fangirls start a group chat. Chaos ensues.

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    30 May 2026

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    He would love to be the kind of person who could laze around in bed with his lover (it was the term they’d settled on at Ilya’s insistence, dreadful) but Shane just wasn’t built that way.

    Or: one year post-cottage, are Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, who are so good at so many things, any good at all at being in love?

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    26 May 2026

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    20 May 2026

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